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    Its Yorkshire!

    Gypsy
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    Post by Gypsy Sat May 07, 2016 9:06 am

    Reg and Carol will know and have said them all but do you know what we are on about.  



    1. Ey up!?

    2. Yer brew’s mashin’.

    3. It’s chuffin’ roastin’ out.

    4. Bagsy ‘avin a croggy! - Is this what Janet said to Reg when they were kids?

    5. Ow much?

    6. Eez int’bog.

    7. That’s proper champion, that, lad

    8. Gi’us a butty

    9. Gi’us a chuddy

    10. Gi’or, yer too cack-‘anded.

    11. I’m chuffed t’bits wi’ that

    12. Ahm fair t’middlin’.

    13. E’s in fine fettle.

    14. Tha’ knows.

    15. Tha’ll get a clip rahnd lug’oil if tha’ carries on like this.

    16. Mind you visit yer nan this weekend, she’s getting reight mardy.

    17. Nah, ‘e’s allus mitherin’ about summat.

    18. Eeh, yer daft ha’peth.

    19. Stop nebbin, buggerlugs.

    20. Na’than, ‘ow’s tha’ lass?

    21. Put wood in t’ole! Was tha’ born in a barn?

    22. Ow do, my love?

    23. Tarra, ducky.

    24. There’s nowt s’queer as folk.

    25. ‘Owt’s better than nowt


    26. E’s neither use nor ornament

    27. Where there’s muck, there’s brass

    28. Did I ‘eckers like!

    29. Near as makes n’ matter

    30. Eeh I’ll go t’foot of stairs

    31. Eez nobbutta babbi

    32. Think on, soft lad.

    33. Sit thissen dahn, tha’s bin laikin all day

    34. Ah reckon nowt ter that

    35. E’s on pot duty

    36. And ahm ‘appy as a pig in muck

    37. Wang it o’er

    38. It’s like Blackpool bloody illuminations in ‘ere

    39. E’s soft int’ed

    40. Tha’ meks a better door than window

    41. E’s a reight bobby dazzler.

    42. ‘Supwier

    43. Eeh by gum!
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat May 07, 2016 9:15 am

    ...and he says we're strange... Its Yorkshire! 3025408739



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    Post by Topdog Sat May 07, 2016 9:48 am

    That is why he don't understand anyone, talks shit all the time, I do know what everyone means though as cultural me.
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    Post by Mcqueen Sat May 07, 2016 12:15 pm

    I'll admit to 1/5/24/25/38, but not all the time, most of that and the whippets and ferrets is blox
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat May 07, 2016 2:23 pm

    They've got their own special teabags too, Yorksher Tea. They can use 'em twice. Its Yorkshire! 3025408739



    Adventure before dementia!!! Its Yorkshire! 294053457
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    Post by Gypsy Sat May 07, 2016 2:50 pm

    Mcqueen wrote:I'll admit to 1/5/24/25/38, but not all the time, most of that and the whippets and ferrets is blox


    Did ye ‘eckers like! I'm sure you said you gave Janet a croggy Its Yorkshire! 3275847336
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    Post by Mcqueen Sat May 07, 2016 3:27 pm

    Never heard of a croggy Its Yorkshire! 3561243520 She used to get on the back of my bike if i said i wouldnt go fast  Transport
    Of course i went faster and she screamed a lot ,
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    Post by searcher Sat May 07, 2016 10:41 pm

    Had a Yorkie drill instructor and one that sticks in my mind is"put wood in't oil"
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    Post by Topdog Sat May 07, 2016 11:11 pm

    We used to say, put the wood inthe hole. Craggy down south was a minging bird
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    Post by 3rdforum Sun May 08, 2016 3:34 am

    Wtf??? Its Yorkshire! 3275847336






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    Post by Mcqueen Sun May 08, 2016 7:30 am

    I'm a Yorkie and heard none of that nonsense Its Yorkshire! 1498946960
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    Post by Topdog Sun May 08, 2016 7:56 am

    Nah because yer fecking Deaf...  weather Its Yorkshire! 3275847336
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sun May 08, 2016 9:13 am

    "It's a braw bricht moonlicht nicht the nicht ye ken"...that's another one you will never hear in Scotland. Its Yorkshire! 1498946960



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    Post by Adam Mint Sun May 08, 2016 11:53 am

    Isn't that what you said when you left the pub the other night...
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sun May 08, 2016 1:15 pm

    Doubt it! Its Yorkshire! 3025408739



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    Post by Mcqueen Sun May 08, 2016 1:21 pm

    Makes me laugh when folk give it the ferret and flat cap routine, never seen either in Headingley
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sun May 08, 2016 1:23 pm

    How many pearly kings and queens are still walking the streets in London? Its Yorkshire! 3025408739



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    Post by Mcqueen Sun May 08, 2016 3:11 pm

    All Burqas now Its Yorkshire! 1498946960

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