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    Another ridiculous payout

    Post by 3rdforum on Thu 5 May 2016 - 17:26

    Our motor insurance has gone up by 60% in 2 years ( just got Eileen's renewal today). Here's why  


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    Re: Another ridiculous payout

    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 5 May 2016 - 17:50

    Dozy cow drops the fecking thing causing the lid to come off and gets €85000,,, should have been made pay for clean up, be more feckin careful next time she would then...

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    Re: Another ridiculous payout

    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 7 Oct 2016 - 18:11

    another one ffs!






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    Re: Another ridiculous payout

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 7 Oct 2016 - 19:31

    See if you can get Eileen to go in one and jam the doors shut...worth a try!



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    Re: Another ridiculous payout

    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 7 Oct 2016 - 19:34

    win win really






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    Re: Another ridiculous payout

    Post by Topdog on Fri 7 Oct 2016 - 20:36

    My Great Aunt got her tit caught in a mangle, ffs that is a payout these days she got a bollicking from great uncle coz he only had one to play with
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    Re: Another ridiculous payout

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    Re: Another ridiculous payout

    Post by Topdog on Fri 7 Oct 2016 - 20:47

    how many times do you catch yer prince william in yer flies, excuse me london zip corportion, you have ruined my sex life, drive and appearance 500k please.
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    Re: Another ridiculous payout

    Post by 3rdforum on Thu 10 Nov 2016 - 19:39

    60 grand for having 2 teeth knocked out playing Dodgeball. FFS.

     

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    Re: Another ridiculous payout

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 11 Nov 2016 - 3:36

    There are plenty of spurious claims going on but its down to the insurace industry surely to sort this out. As long as they can collect the premiums and still make a profit they probably dont really care. Its now near on 2 years since young Freddie was hit head on by a car while riding his motorbike to work. If you watch him walking you can clearly see his body aint right. Added to that he has a big red scar about 2 foot long running from his calf to his upper thigh. Not exactly a turn on for the birds. Indeed since his accident I dont think he has had a girlfriend. Apart from them paying out 900 quid for the bike and a £500 interim payment hes had feck all. The lawyers are 20% ish on final payout and the private hospital he attends are obviously getting paid but he seems to be bottom of the queue. Doesnt inspire me with confidence in this industry thats for sure.



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    Re: Another ridiculous payout

    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 16 Nov 2016 - 8:37

    3 Claims in 2 Years For Italian Designer

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    Re: Another ridiculous payout

    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 23 Nov 2016 - 21:21

    again.......

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    Re: Another ridiculous payout

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    Re: Another ridiculous payout

    Post by Topdog on Thu 24 Nov 2016 - 11:43

    Vince tell Freddie to go all the way to court they will give him a big amount on the court steps, they will offer silly until then. Lawyers talk bullshit as they know at 20% they get paid.  He needs to play on the Psychological scar he has with women because he is worried about appearance and also say he goes to tenerife a lot as Mum and Dad have a gaff there but will not swim or sun bathe anymore. He needs also to see a Chiropractor and get a written assessment of potential future problems, like Osteo Athiritis, muscle issues, and also adhesions from scarring and ops. All these should be considered that he may be a little damaged nw but what is the long term affect.
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    Re: Another ridiculous payout

    Post by 3rdforum on Thu 8 Dec 2016 - 22:52

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    140000 for tripping on an eneven path. What did they do before concrete??






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    Re: Another ridiculous payout

    Post by 3rdforum on Mon 12 Dec 2016 - 23:08

    She slipped on bird shite, got 25 grand!






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    Re: Another ridiculous payout

    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 13 Dec 2016 - 0:18

    Shite that...
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    Re: Another ridiculous payout

    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 18 Jan 2017 - 22:16

    cant remember where I saw it






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    Re: Another ridiculous payout

    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 19 Jan 2017 - 0:41

    FFS, the injuries I've had at work I should be a millionaire...

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    Re: Another ridiculous payout

    Post by 3rdforum on Thu 2 Feb 2017 - 23:18

    182k for worker slipping on grease in deli

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    Re: Another ridiculous payout

    Post by 3rdforum on Mon 20 Feb 2017 - 19:26

    Cyclist Gets 15K For Collision When Undertaking a Bus

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    Re: Another ridiculous payout

    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 24 Feb 2017 - 21:58

    94k for tripping on a flex

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    Re: Another ridiculous payout

    Post by Adam Mint on Fri 24 Feb 2017 - 23:59

    FFS, I'd be a millionaire...
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    Re: Another ridiculous payout

    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 1 Mar 2017 - 22:03

    Driver moving forwards while looking behind him, crashes into a parked vehicle and gets 66000 euro from Tesco

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    Re: Another ridiculous payout

    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 2 Mar 2017 - 0:27

    Wonder what the outcome would have been if he'd hit a human not another forklift...

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