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    Condor airlines

    Post by zdeekie on Wed 27 Apr 2016 - 15:08

    Flew out & returned to Tenerife for £120 from Manchester with Condor , German airline part of Thomas Cook . 
    I can honestly say in all the times I have flew to Tenerife this was my best flight . Plenty of leg room & really good attendants , nothing too much trouble . Free tea coffee & water . A perfect take off & didn't feel the landing & for anyone that wanted it the pilot pointed out all the places we flew over . 
    I will definetly fly with them again anyone else flew with Condor x
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    Re: Condor airlines

    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 27 Apr 2016 - 17:05

    Nah only Yorkshire airlines   Utube

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    Re: Condor airlines

    Post by Topdog on Wed 27 Apr 2016 - 17:43

    Condom airlines, please come again. plenty of room to spread your legs.
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    Re: Condor airlines

    Post by zdeekie on Wed 27 Apr 2016 - 18:20

    Iv seen that video it's brilliant R     & K trust you to lower the tone  x
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    Post by Topdog on Wed 27 Apr 2016 - 18:22

    Adult form. I saw Franky Howard years back, he sat on a rocking chair with a Pipe, smoke everywhere then a condom blew up from the pipe, he said "ah Condom", brilliant start to a show.
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    Post by zdeekie on Wed 27 Apr 2016 - 19:09

    Loved Frankie Howard so funny in Up Pompai spelled that wrong . We could all do with writing an ODE to someone x
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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 27 Apr 2016 - 19:23

    Explain an ode ? I'll have a go and see if you can work out who i'm on about on here
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    Post by zdeekie on Wed 27 Apr 2016 - 19:29

    Yes great game you start    The  one that gets it right goes next . When we run out of members we can go on to celebrities   x
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    Re: Condor airlines

    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 27 Apr 2016 - 19:31

    Wtf are you lot on about?






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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 27 Apr 2016 - 19:32

    3rdforum wrote:Wtf are you lot on about?
    Quiet Dermot while i'm thinking   
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    Re: Condor airlines

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 27 Apr 2016 - 19:36

    There was a young man from Nantucket....



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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 27 Apr 2016 - 19:39

    an ode to the person who talks a load of shite but very rarely bites although they mite so best to keep quite especially at night when they are drunk as a skunk before they are sunk,  
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    Re: Condor airlines

    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 27 Apr 2016 - 19:40

    The Lone Ranger wrote:There was a young man from Nantucket....
      WTF
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    Re: Condor airlines

    Post by zdeekie on Wed 27 Apr 2016 - 20:02

    Is it Perfect specimen.    X
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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 27 Apr 2016 - 20:26

    Yes, Your go
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    Post by zdeekie on Wed 27 Apr 2016 - 20:48

    There once was a man near the ocean 
    Who thought he'd found a magical potion 
    He took a big drink & started to think 
    That it tasted just like suntan lotion . 

    ???? x
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    Re: Condor airlines

    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 27 Apr 2016 - 21:04

    Sounds like a right idiot
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    Re: Condor airlines

    Post by Topdog on Wed 27 Apr 2016 - 22:14

    Reg.
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    Post by Topdog on Wed 27 Apr 2016 - 22:20

    There was a young guy named Cam, who wanted a ride in a Tram....hard innit
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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 28 Apr 2016 - 7:34

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 28 Apr 2016 - 8:14

    I've not been in a tram...not old enough for them trolley buses either.



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    Re: Condor airlines

    Post by zdeekie on Thu 28 Apr 2016 - 10:26

    Come on K finish it lol x
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    Post by Topdog on Thu 28 Apr 2016 - 12:00

    No that was the old lady from Fram, who wanted a ride in a tram, she kissed the conductor, he turned round and fecked her and now she is pushing a pram.
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    Re: Condor airlines

    Post by Gypsy on Thu 28 Apr 2016 - 15:55

    zdeekie wrote:There once was a man near the ocean 
    Who thought he'd found a magical potion 
    He took a big drink & started to think 
    That it tasted just like suntan lotion . 

    ???? x

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