Where's Vince ?

Vince has gone missing    I hope he is ok 

Last seen April fools day, appropriate...

He last spoke about a binge and that he had type 2 so yeah hope the old twat is OK, I will phone him if not heard in a couple of days.

Dont panic, its not me whos ill........ Mum in Hospital in Hastings and been busy.

Blimey i thought we lost you, Hope your ma gets better soon 

They were going to let her out last week to a nursing home but she got an infection so she had to stay there. The ward she is in is a fecking joke. Being its for old folk most seem rather confused and indeed one even had her own security nurse, big black woman who looked rather Gorilla like but with far too much make-up. The woman who she was minding was continually walking about and was allegedly trying to escape. Cant say I blame her really. One thing that made me laugh was a bus-stop outside the ward......... Apparently its there so escapees can be found waiting for a bus!

How long did you wait, glad you OK and hope Mater improves

Perfectspecimen wrote:They were going to let her out last week to a nursing home but she got an infection so she had to stay there. The ward she is in is a fecking joke. Being its for old folk most seem rather confused and indeed one even had her own security nurse, big black woman who looked rather Gorilla like but with far too much make-up. The woman who she was minding was continually walking about and was allegedly trying to escape. Cant say I blame her really. One thing that made me laugh was a bus-stop outside the ward......... Apparently its there so escapees can be found waiting for a bus!

Seems to be the season at the moment, Annie still at hospital, been there since call this morning (Wed),  her and sister came home for tea then went back, member of family been there since call at six this morning, Annie saying she ain't leaving him alone........

Escapees at bus stop,,, think I may have told this one before,,, but seems appropriate at the moment,,, Annies dad's bipolar, if he keeps on the medication he's ok but ocassionlay he would sack it and have a pint or two,,,,,, so he's sacked it and is having a good time, Annies sisters dog had to be put down , it was ancient, so he drops in to the vets a few times when passing accusing him of murder,,, vet sick of it calls the cops, dad gets sanctioned untill they get him back on the medication...

So following Sunday Annie daughter and a friend go to visit him in hospital, he's telling them I'm out of here tonight, I'm going to push the table over to that window, get through the slat at the top, on to the roof, down drain pipe on other side and off to pub tonight,,, they are laughing at this cos he's eighty years old...

Eleven o'clock same night knock on the door,,, two cops, your dad here? No, Ah, he's pushed a table over to a window, got through the slat in the top, on to the roof, down drain pipe on the other side and gone,,, we crack up laughing, cops think we're mad, had to explain story,,, we say just go back to his flat when pubs shut and he'll be there...

Unreal, that was only a couple of years back...

Sorry to hear about your mum Vince.Hope she is getting better

She is not eating properly either. Mainly because she refuses to put her teeth in. Appears to be living on soup and bread, jelly and ice cream. Why they let a diabetic eat that is a mystery to me but hey, who the feck am I to say? Bit like me she takes no notice of any advice given her by anybody. Not heard from cousin so shes probably still in the Hospital. I shall find out this evening. If she was physically capable of escaping out the window Minty she certainly would. Ground floor too it is. My turn coming up soon I suppose........... 

Its when one jumps outthe window and hangs on the window ledge all night waiting for daylight, so they can see how far the drop is............and its ground floor.