Perfectspecimen wrote:They were going to let her out last week to a nursing home but she got an infection so she had to stay there. The ward she is in is a fecking joke. Being its for old folk most seem rather confused and indeed one even had her own security nurse, big black woman who looked rather Gorilla like but with far too much make-up. The woman who she was minding was continually walking about and was allegedly trying to escape. Cant say I blame her really. One thing that made me laugh was a bus-stop outside the ward......... Apparently its there so escapees can be found waiting for a bus!

Seems to be the season at the moment, Annie still at hospital, been there since call this morning (Wed), her and sister came home for tea then went back, member of family been there since call at six this morning, Annie saying she ain't leaving him alone........
Escapees at bus stop,,, think I may have told this one before,,, but seems appropriate at the moment,,, Annies dad's bipolar, if he keeps on the medication he's ok but ocassionlay he would sack it and have a pint or two,,,,,, so he's sacked it and is having a good time, Annies sisters dog had to be put down , it was ancient, so he drops in to the vets a few times when passing accusing him of murder,,, vet sick of it calls the cops, dad gets sanctioned untill they get him back on the medication...
So following Sunday Annie daughter and a friend go to visit him in hospital, he's telling them I'm out of here tonight, I'm going to push the table over to that window, get through the slat at the top, on to the roof, down drain pipe on other side and off to pub tonight,,, they are laughing at this cos he's eighty years old...
Eleven o'clock same night knock on the door,,, two cops, your dad here? No, Ah, he's pushed a table over to a window, got through the slat in the top, on to the roof, down drain pipe on the other side and gone,,, we crack up laughing, cops think we're mad, had to explain story,,, we say just go back to his flat when pubs shut and he'll be there...
Unreal, that was only a couple of years back...
