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    Chilly?

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 3 Apr 2016 - 9:52

    Must be a bit cold on Las Vistas playa. Beach is empty! Mind you it is only 10:00am on a Sunday...





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    Re: Chilly?

    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 3 Apr 2016 - 9:55

    Be full of peasants later on being the weekend Be nice to walk along the shore just now while its quiet,
    I set a time of 1 minute 12 seconds last time i was over, thats one end to the other,
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    Re: Chilly?

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 3 Apr 2016 - 9:56

    Los Cristianos playa just the same...



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    Re: Chilly?

    Post by Topdog on Sun 3 Apr 2016 - 10:46

    cloudy and nippy
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    Re: Chilly?

    Post by 3rdforum on Sun 3 Apr 2016 - 12:04

    Mcqueen wrote:Be full of peasants later on being the weekend Be nice to walk along the shore just now while its quiet,
    I set a time of 1 minute 12 seconds last time i was over, thats one end to the other,
    One end of your terrace to the other??






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    Re: Chilly?

    Post by Topdog on Sun 3 Apr 2016 - 12:06

    that far
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    Re: Chilly?

    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 3 Apr 2016 - 13:46

    Hobby of mine that is,,, got Annie in to it this holiday as well, got to be prepaired, suntan lotion, baseball cap, some nibblies and a few chilled tins of the amber nectar,,, selecting the correct spot to park your arse is also important, we got it right each time, just opposite where the water sports boat comes in,,, now the object of the sport is to predict what turning method these beach walking eejits use when they come to the end of the beach, categories are:-

    Toucher - Got to touch one of the breakwater rocks with their foot before heading back in the opposite direction...

    Looper - Turns by doing a big  loop so as not to lose pace...

    Pruner - Normally female, stops and adjusts swimsuit before heading back, most times spent removing the bikini bottom from the butt cheeks, then once perfectly positioned off they set, compleat wast of time cos after a few steps it's right up the crack again,,, but that said it is entertaining to watch...

    Posser - Gets to rocks then starts to use them like a piece of gym equipment to do all sorts of stretching excersises on...

    Pride - Gets to the rocks and takes a few seconds to look back with pride at the distance they've just covered befor heading back...

    Repeater - The ones who've got piles and can't sit on their arse cos yove seen them half a dozen times already...

    Paddler - Has a little paddle in the sea before heading back...

    Drill Sergeant - Comes to a dead stop, does a military style turn then sets off in the opposite direction...

    Almost - Turns about five or so feet from the rocks...

    Lazy Fecker - Turns about twenty five yards from the end of the beach, now these tend to be fat lardy types who could actually do with putting in the extra yard or two... 

    And the aim of the game,,, to predict the correct turning method, and the reward for doing so,,, an extra large slug of the amber nectar...

    Remember,  me and Annie ain't the type that just sit around doing feck all when on holiday...

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    Re: Chilly?

    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 3 Apr 2016 - 14:02

    Topdog wrote:that far
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    Re: Chilly?

    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 3 Apr 2016 - 14:15

    The same people do the same things day in and day out, same dogs pissing up the same tree's
    One guy who must be on something comes running down the beach, drops and doe's maybe 100 push ups, then picks up the same stone from the beach bar, 100 ups with it then 100 downs all at massive speed mental stretching all blady sorts of it, all done at 4am ish, then runs back to los chris, i watch him with the binoculars, he dosnt break into a sweat, love to know who he is,
    and those rocks you sat on becomes a sex activity centre midnight on, i noticed by accident,
    The front would make a great documentary, (A week in the life of La Vista beach)
    Black Rahni as the star,
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    Re: Chilly?

    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 3 Apr 2016 - 14:21

    How much did those night vision binoculars cost...
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    Re: Chilly?

    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 3 Apr 2016 - 14:39

    £4,224 bargain
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    Re: Chilly?

    Post by searcher on Sun 3 Apr 2016 - 16:04

    The Lone Ranger wrote:Los Cristianos playa just the same...   You can normally count on the wee Chinese bint ,selling helicopter thingies to be down in the right hand corner
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 3 Apr 2016 - 16:53




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    Re: Chilly?

    Post by searcher on Thu 4 May 2017 - 17:07

    Come to the conclusion that Tenerife as a year round destination has had its day ,been twice this year and both times it has been Baltic, we have booked for our annual pilgrimage in January but if the weather is bad this time it will be our last Winter break there, Val says " go west old git" [Florida] 
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    Re: Chilly?

    Post by Gypsy on Thu 4 May 2017 - 22:06

    Do you have Alzheimer's Bill?  January this year was lovely

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    January 2, 2017 - February 1, 2017
    High Low Average
    Temperature 29 °C 13.8 °C 20.5 °C
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    Re: Chilly?

    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 5 May 2017 - 8:15

    Yep window open all night when we was there
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    Re: Chilly?

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 5 May 2017 - 9:04

    I had a jammed window like that once...



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    Re: Chilly?

    Post by zdeekie on Fri 5 May 2017 - 11:46

    Don't bite the buggers winding you all up x
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    Re: Chilly?

    Post by searcher on Fri 5 May 2017 - 14:15

    M would never wind anyone up surely ?
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    Re: Chilly?

    Post by searcher on Sat 6 May 2017 - 15:24

    Gypsy wrote:Do you have Alzheimer's Bill?  January this year was lovely

    Summary
    January 2, 2017 - February 1, 2017
    High Low Average
    Temperature 29 °C 13.8 °C 20.5 °C
    I thought alzheimers was kicking in so checked the ACTUAL temos for January and they are nothing like the temps above , when we were in Lanzarote at Xmas it was even colder , the only HOT days were calimas at the start of January

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