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    What are you doing today??

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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 24 Mar 2016 - 14:06

    Today Mathew It's been another one of them days where you just wish you hadn't feckin bothered getting out of bed,,, well actually I was still in bed when it all started to go a bit tits up, tits up being the appropriate words. There I am contemplating the day ahead then "Splat",,, I knew exactly what had happened cos it was the exact same noise as Annie made when she disappeared between the single beds, she'd been having her morning shower and went tits up on the slippery when wet tilled floor,,, the moaning noises were enough to get me out of bed to confirm what had happend, sure enough there she was looking like a beached whale on the toilet floor, I ask her if she's ok, she said after the initial fall she felt OK but then suddenly she got this horrendous pain in her head and was seeng stars,,, being an engineer I immediately worked our what had happened, Reg for some odd reason stores the iron on a shelf above the bathroom wash-hand basin, and being an engineer on first seeing it there I thought that's gonna end up through the basin one day, well anyway back to current events,,, what's obviously happened is when Annies going tits up she's grabbed out to get hold of anything to prevent her fall, unfortunately it was the iron cable,,, so shortly after she hit the floor the iron hit her on the head... So it's of to the hospital again (arggghhhh), doc says mild concussion and its luck that it was the flat base of the iron that twatted her or stitches would have been required...
    On the way back from the hospital we dropped in to my abogado (solicitor) over here, she advised we peruse the injury claim in the UK as the business transaction of renting the apartment took place there, but she did ask was there a sign in the bathroom warning that the floor would be slippy when wet, I said no, she says good because if there were it would lesson your claim...
    Taking her words on board I then dropped in to C C Abora to get a "Slippy When Wet" sign, well Reg, you don't want every Tom Dick or Harry suing the pants of you do you, but unfortunately they only had them in Spanish, so I've ordered you one in English and given them your phone number so they can let you know when it's in stock, but my trip to C C Abora wasn't wasted as I needed some Evo-Stik, unfortunately before the iron hit Annies head it made contact with the sink, it only took a little chunk out of the corner and I've got most of the bits so I'll  glue them back together best I can and if I find the couple of missing pieces I'll do them too if I have time before we leave.
    On the bright side of it Reg, due to the iron hitting Annies head first rather than the floor it's still working ok, plus I got a VAT receipt for the glue...

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    Post by Topdog on Thu 24 Mar 2016 - 15:28

    I would also charge for the work of that, going to hospital, shops, repair etc, flat rate of course. Dangerous when naked women land on tiles if they land wrong they get stuck a bit like a suction pump, Jethro had a good sketch on that.
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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 24 Mar 2016 - 15:39

    What are you doing today?? - Page 3 1498946960  I dont store the iron on the shelf, that would be silly, So who ever put it up there wants a slap  What are you doing today?? - Page 3 506932706 The blady shelf wants putting in the bin also, accident waiting to happen innit,
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    Post by Topdog on Thu 24 Mar 2016 - 15:55

    I bet you were creased up when you read this Reg
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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 24 Mar 2016 - 16:09

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    Post by Topdog on Thu 24 Mar 2016 - 16:24

    Quite impressed that a sweaty from Manc knows what an iron is  What are you doing today?? - Page 3 3025408739 What are you doing today?? - Page 3 3025408739 What are you doing today?? - Page 3 3025408739 What are you doing today?? - Page 3 3025408739 or a wash basin
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 24 Mar 2016 - 17:34

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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 24 Mar 2016 - 18:32

    Topdog wrote:Quite impressed that a sweaty from Manc knows what an iron is  What are you doing today?? - Page 3 3025408739 What are you doing today?? - Page 3 3025408739 What are you doing today?? - Page 3 3025408739 What are you doing today?? - Page 3 3025408739 or a wash basin

    Well I'd actually been using the iron to do the bacon for the butties in the morning, keeps it nice and flat if you do in on the marble worktop, but Annie informed me it wasn't for that same as she told me to stopped pissing in the sink thing, just the right height for me to it was...
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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 24 Mar 2016 - 18:34

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    Post by Topdog on Thu 24 Mar 2016 - 18:48

    Ironing his skin more like so he didn't feel old in the Claddagh
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    Post by 3rdforum on Thu 24 Mar 2016 - 19:01

    And ye thought my visit to Cam was dodgy. What are you doing today?? - Page 3 3025408739






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    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 25 Mar 2016 - 7:36

    Just waiting on slack Alice to surface What are you doing today?? - Page 3 1498946960 then away to  What are you doing today?? - Page 3 2839766087 What are you doing today?? - Page 3 2188261252 What are you doing today?? - Page 3 4279878593
    Then off to get Lilly and head for town to get her some shoes,poor lass gets half of what Lexie doe's
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    Post by Topdog on Fri 25 Mar 2016 - 8:06

    Lily has surfaced here, wokeme at 6 laughing her head off.
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    Post by zdeekie on Fri 25 Mar 2016 - 9:14

    Sat in Morrisons having a cuppa with Ben , done a days work already , he says hello  x
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    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 25 Mar 2016 - 9:15

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    Post by Topdog on Fri 25 Mar 2016 - 9:42

    youwith Ben then Reg?
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    Post by Adam Mint on Fri 25 Mar 2016 - 11:28

    Sat in Surfers waiting on a heart attack on a plate,,, just having a bit light refreshment to keep me occupied untill it arrives...

    Oh, it's sunny here,,, again...

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    Post by Topdog on Fri 25 Mar 2016 - 11:55

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    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 25 Mar 2016 - 19:06

    Today I got up and went straight to Asda cos my kids drank all the feckin milk. Got back to find a fire engine blocking the entrance to the apartment. Got into the lift eventually to find the cleaners had locked the doors open while the floor dried. Couldn't find any of them so had to climb the 6 stories. Packed our luggage and called out to Mermaid to collect the Kindle that Shona left behind the other night. Went to the Livingstone Designer Outlet Centre. Thought we would get a few bargains  What are you doing today?? - Page 3 1498946960. I'll never again give out about the cost of living in Ireland. I seriously don't k ow how you guys manage it. The price of food both in shops and restaurants was huge the Outlet Centre had. Levi jeans REDUCED to 65pound . I can get them at home for 65 euro. 1.07 for a litre of diesel. It's 80p at the moment at home. Prices have gone up big time since we were over last year






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    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 25 Mar 2016 - 19:17

    Come over to England What are you doing today?? - Page 3 4134441833 Its all free  What are you doing today?? - Page 3 2472758156
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    Post by Topdog on Fri 25 Mar 2016 - 22:25

    i SAW DEISEL FOR 67 CENTS THE OTHER DAY.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 26 Mar 2016 - 8:38

    Going to ASDA later for messages and Easter eggs for the grand-kids... What are you doing today?? - Page 3 3025408739 [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 26 Mar 2016 - 9:22

    What are you doing today?? - Page 3 3561243520 Lex is going to see Little Mix later  music I'll be on stand by all day
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    Post by Topdog on Sat 26 Mar 2016 - 9:26

    I wouldnt mind seeing Little mix in my bedroom.

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