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    Report on last weeks visit to Tenerife

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    Report on last weeks visit to Tenerife

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed 3 Feb 2016 - 18:53

    Didnt start well. Green Park put me in a room with no kettle, no iron, no washing machine, no English plug adaptor and no digital tele so we had just one english speaking channel, Tru TV. Rubbish. One thing we did notice we had though was a big can of cockroach spray, we soon found out why as we had to immediately get to utilise it on six of the buggers.  
    Patsy likes to watch fish so we went to Marina at GDS, Marina at Las Galletas, Marina at Las Americas and Marina at San Juan and the new one over at Garachico. I dont mind, there are boats there.   Discovered how to open boot lid on shite Chevrolet car on day 5, well Patsy did actually........  Went to El Canon a few times to annoy Kev and Stuart. Eat at Damary chicken place near his, very good. One of the waitresses even speaks English so although I knew what was on the menu Patsy wasnt convinced until she turned up.   Eat at eat as much as you can chinese next to Amadas, Patsy tried the Sushi, I passed.    Eat at Great Wall Chinese on GDS, always good there, and also Pollo de Adeje in Los Cris. Had fish and chips at Aries Bar on Amarilla Golf, patsy had mushy peas but I'm a Southerer so I had garden peas as I like dropping the feckers. Tripadviser rates it highly, I didnt.
    Got pissed 7 times at least and sang some Karaoke, sex 3 times.   Never fell over once. Plane was late.
    Probably some other stuff went on but you know........



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    Re: Report on last weeks visit to Tenerife

    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 3 Feb 2016 - 18:56

      best report yet!






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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed 3 Feb 2016 - 18:59


    Bit Benidormish innit........ Reg would not approve.



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    Re: Report on last weeks visit to Tenerife

    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 3 Feb 2016 - 19:00

    What a charmer
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    Re: Report on last weeks visit to Tenerife

    Post by Topdog on Wed 3 Feb 2016 - 19:06

    How many times did Patsy know about the sex
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    Re: Report on last weeks visit to Tenerife

    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 3 Feb 2016 - 19:08

    Topdog wrote:How many times did Patsy know about the sex
    Why not ask about the fish
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed 3 Feb 2016 - 19:08

    She dont get as pissed as me.......



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    Re: Report on last weeks visit to Tenerife

    Post by Topdog on Wed 3 Feb 2016 - 19:09

    you dont get pissed
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed 3 Feb 2016 - 19:21

    Patsy........... Aint you had enough yet? Err, NO.



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    Post by Topdog on Wed 3 Feb 2016 - 21:49

    Was that Fish, sex or beer.
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    Re: Report on last weeks visit to Tenerife

    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 4 Feb 2016 - 15:51

    3rdforum wrote:   best report yet!

    Yip, I've printed it off as a guide for my next trip out...

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    Re: Report on last weeks visit to Tenerife

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 4 Feb 2016 - 15:59

    Wheres Janet Ans wotsit when we need her,
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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 4 Feb 2016 - 16:10

    Probably dissapeared up her own arse like her head did long time ago...
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    Re: Report on last weeks visit to Tenerife

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun 14 Feb 2016 - 2:13

    Talking of alternative forums tried to find one for Gran Canaria,,,,,,,,, feck all current out there. Nearest was tripadvisor but seeing as I cant look beyond a couple of posts without registering I wasnt that impressed.



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    Post by searcher on Sun 14 Feb 2016 - 13:50

    I hate southern Gran Canaria, it all seems so man made, everything is situated in commercial centres, you can't just go for a walk and drop into a bar for a gargle along the way as they don't exist, however we have bendy friends who go there all the time and I can recommend a couple of bars in the yumbo, first one is Buddies bar where we met Morag {Jimmy from Penicuik} and Spartacus bar which is run by two bendy Germans, good fun but don't use the toilets,well it's up to you really, much prefer the capital which is fantastic and really Spanish
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    Re: Report on last weeks visit to Tenerife

    Post by Topdog on Sun 14 Feb 2016 - 14:22

    dont use the toilets....hmmm Vince often goes, that will be difficult
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    Post by searcher on Sun 14 Feb 2016 - 14:42

    Topdog wrote:dont use the toilets....hmmm Vince often goes, that will be difficult
    Strange place ,outside gents toilet has a sign with two men holding hands and when you go in the OUTSIDE door has a big lock on it, you pays your money and takes your chances
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    Re: Report on last weeks visit to Tenerife

    Post by Topdog on Sun 14 Feb 2016 - 15:18

    What a bummer
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    Re: Report on last weeks visit to Tenerife

    Post by searcher on Sun 14 Feb 2016 - 15:39

    You ain't kidding 

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