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    Feliz Año Nuevo!

    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu Dec 31, 2015 9:31 am

    Scottish poem about Hogmanay. (New Year's Eve). Feliz Año Nuevo! 294053457

    Sittin in mah goonie
    Face scrubbed well
    Ma sister therr beside me
    We’re waiting fur the bells.
    Aw day long been cleaning
    Oor wee singel end
    Mammy gien oot orders
    Drives us roon the bend
    Mammys oot the windae
    Sitting oan the sill
    Washing aw the windaes
    Me hoping she disny fall.
    Jessie’s cleaning the fireplace
    It wiz ma Mammy’s bidding
    Ahv been telt tae get the pail
    And take it tae the midden.
    As the time it passes
    There’s excitement in the air
    And Mammys oan her hunkers
    Scrubbing at the flair.
    Come oan yous two she cried
    It’s time tae hiv yir bath
    So intae the sink wi baith o yiz
    Furra thorough scrub and wash.
    Underneath yir oxters
    She scrubs wi a wrung oot clootie
    Wi aw that durt thit’s in yir ears
    Ah could grow a sack o totties.
    Oan wi yir simmit and knickers
    Yir Liberty bodice anaw
    Wi wurr winceyette goonies
    She says, yiz baith look braw.
    Get oot mah road the perr of yous.
    It’s nearly hauf past nine.
    Ahll hifty soart the steak pie noo.
    Urr it’ll no be ready in time.
    We know it’s getting near the time
    When ma Ma gets the table oot
    There’ll be shortbreid, bun and ginger wine
    Of that there is nae doot
    We urr shoved in tae the recess bed
    Tae keep us oot the wiy
    And Mammy turns the gas doon
    Oan the, smellin lovely, pie.
    The peas urr in the pot
    Overnight, they’ve hid a steep
    The totties oan the gas ring
    They’re oan a wee wee peep.
    Ma Mammy takes her rollers oot
    And powders up her nose
    Her good froack oot the wardrope
    And her shoes wi the peepy toes.
    She wiz up afore us
    And hisny stoapped aw day
    Bit noo she’s looking beautiful
    And New Year’s on the way.
    It’s five tae twelve already
    White Heather oan the telly
    Singing songs of Scotland
    The Teucheters and the Keelies
    The tummlers urr oan the sideboard
    Fruit cordial fur Jessie and me
    A wee dram fur Ma Mammy
    She deserves it, ah hope yiz agree
    She opens the auld sash windae
    Tae bring in the New Year
    And oan the stroke of midnight
    The Ship’s horns we could hear.
    Ma Mammy’s started greeting
    And raises up her gless
    Toastin aw the folk no therr
    And asking God tae bless.
    Efter cuddles and kisses
    the letter boax is tootin
    That’ll be Uncle Peter
    He’s oot therr daen furst footin.
    Tall and dark and handsome
    Wi whisky and coal in his haun
    Wi slicked back herr and shiny shoes
    And his good suit oot the pawn.
    We aw sit roon the table
    Tae eat oor pie and peas
    Then clear away the dishes
    Furra sing-song, if you please.
    Aunty Nellie sings aboot water
    And how it’s aw a roon
    Uncle Charlie diz his Frankie Laine
    Singing aboot high noon.
    The party’s gaun great guns
    Tae Maggie raises her haun
    Och ahm away up the road noo
    Coz Erchie’s sung mah song.
    Jessie and me urr tired noo
    Like the cat that goat the cream
    So it’s us intae the recess bed
    To sleep, perchance tae dream.
    If any of this is familiar tae you
    This New Year of days gone by
    The memories of they great times
    Brings a wee tear tae the eye.
    So aw mah Facebook pals and family
    Ah wish the happiness that you seek
    Will come rushin tae you this New Year
    And lang may yir wee lum reek!

    Happy new year everyone!

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu Dec 31, 2015 2:00 pm

    Yep, Happy New Year viewers.  Feliz Año Nuevo! 3712204970



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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu Dec 31, 2015 2:14 pm

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu Dec 31, 2015 2:24 pm

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    I don't know where you would find a lump of coal now... Feliz Año Nuevo! 3275847336



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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu Dec 31, 2015 2:42 pm

    That apart I'm going down the local, DJ and crappioki...

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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu Dec 31, 2015 2:49 pm

    Annie's out looking for a new pair of shoes for tonight that no doubt she will manage to fall off of...
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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:01 pm

    This is what she'd been viewing on the net pre her going out...

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    Mind you she's a gold pair on at Christmas probably higher than them ones and she managed not to fall off them, pub must be watering down the wine...
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    Post by Mermaid on Thu Dec 31, 2015 4:55 pm

    Happy New Year.



    Live life to the full now or it could be too late
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    Post by Topdog on Thu Dec 31, 2015 5:10 pm

    HappyNew Year, nice short poem  New Years Eve Brighton poem, 
    New years Eve was out with Steve, we kissed coz very pissed, he touched me arse so I clouted him with me glass, Happy new Year but I aint queer.
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    Post by Adam Mint on Fri Jan 01, 2016 9:43 pm

    Adam Mint wrote:This is what she'd been viewing on the net pre her going out...

    Feliz Año Nuevo! Image12

    Mind you she's a gold pair on at Christmas probably higher than them ones and she managed not to fall off them, pub must be watering down the wine...

    Well this is what she came back with, not exactly what she was looking for:-

    Feliz Año Nuevo! Image35

    Annie and her mates were having a "Who Can Trash Liz McDonald Night", well we do live in Manchester,,, Annie won...

    Feliz Año Nuevo! Image36
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    Post by Adam Mint on Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:31 pm

    And Annie's mates say...

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun Jan 03, 2016 9:45 am

    Adam Mint wrote:
    Adam Mint wrote:This is what she'd been viewing on the net pre her going out...

    Feliz Año Nuevo! Image12

    Mind you she's a gold pair on at Christmas probably higher than them ones and she managed not to fall off them, pub must be watering down the wine...

    Well this is what she came back with, not exactly what she was looking for:-

    Feliz Año Nuevo! Image35

    Annie and her mates were having a "Who Can Trash Liz McDonald Night", well we do live in Manchester,,, Annie won...

    Feliz Año Nuevo! Image36

    How come the photo's sideways? Feliz Año Nuevo! 3025408739



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