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    Mcqueen
     
     

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    Re: Jokes

    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 26 Mar 2016 - 9:28

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    Re: Jokes

    Post by Gypsy on Sat 26 Mar 2016 - 10:47

    Mcqueen wrote:

    Ditto 

    Do people make money by saying stuff like that 
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    Re: Jokes

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    Re: Jokes

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 26 Mar 2016 - 13:56

    I read that joke and thought the same as you two. WTF is that joke all about?



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 27 Mar 2016 - 9:14

    "If we were truly created by God, why do we occasionally bite the insides of our mouths?'

    Dara O'Brien (4 February 1972 -)




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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 28 Mar 2016 - 8:27

    "I come from Canada, one of the friendliest places in the world. I don't get angry. I shimmy.'

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    Re: Jokes

    Post by Topdog on Mon 28 Mar 2016 - 9:26

    nowt special there then.
    I come from Brighton, I don't BUM around much.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 29 Mar 2016 - 17:06

    "I'm so ugly. My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.'

    Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004)




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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 30 Mar 2016 - 17:43

    "A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.'

    Frank Skinner (January 28 1957-)




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    Re: Jokes

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 31 Mar 2016 - 16:44



    'I like the pope. You know that white thing on his head? If you push that down and twist it, he's full of sweets.'

    Sean Lock (22 April 1963 -)




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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 1 Apr 2016 - 17:07



    I don't know if I'm the right person to be doing jokes about religion; in the past few months, I've become religious, I’ve started to believe in God, creationism and intelligent design, and the reason that I now believe in God and creationism and intelligent design is because of Professor Richard Dawkins. Because when I look at something as complex and intricate and beautiful as Professor Richard Dawkins, I don't think that just could've evolved by chance! Professor Richard Dawkins was put there by god to test us, like fossils. And facts.

    Stewart Lee (April 5, 1968)



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    “My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.”

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 3 Apr 2016 - 9:00

    "I remember the last thing my nan said to me before she died. ‘What are you doing here with that hammer?''

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    "Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously hasn't tried nailing jelly to a tree.'

    John Candy (1950-1994)




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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 5 Apr 2016 - 16:34



    “Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day”

    John Bishop (30 November 1966 -)




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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 6 Apr 2016 - 18:15

    'You know, I go to the theatre to be entertained... I don’t want to see plays about rape, sodomy and drug addiction... I can get all that at home.'

    Peter Cook (1937-1995




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    Re: Jokes

    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 28 Apr 2016 - 14:46

    One of the lads in the pool team is always texting jokes, this was yesterday's effort...

    My mate just bought a pub, and was going to rename it "Prince Charming" or "Goody Two Shoes". I tried to talk him out of it, but he's Adamant...
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