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    BobMac
     
     

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    Xmas Greetings

    Post by BobMac on Mon 21 Dec 2015 - 13:51

    A very merry Xmas and a Happy New Year to all.


    Hope everyone on here has a brilliant 2016.



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    Campbell Brodie
     
     

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    Re: Xmas Greetings

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 21 Dec 2015 - 14:31

    Same to you and yours Bobmac! pressies



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    Adam Mint
     
     

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    Re: Xmas Greetings

    Post by Adam Mint on Mon 21 Dec 2015 - 16:08

    I ain't in to this Christmas thing, apart from the eating drinking and having a good time bit...

    Pubs in town have been hammered over the weekend from early doors, Annie was out with her mates Sunday night for a Christmas get together (piss up), they do the same routine every time they go out (Annie's sick of it), they visit four pubs all reasonably close together, each pub either having a DJ or karaoke on, last pub they always end up in is my local, reason, not just cos I'm there,,, it's open the latest... So being sensible I go straight there and get a good seat with my mates for viewing the totty that will arrive later...sure enough come half ten it's hammered, and being the season of good will to men and all that shite it kicks off at the bar, two women scratching the shit out of each other's faces,,, the women are both part of larger parties made up of men and women, they start joining in with a fair bit of pushing and shoving going on, the two bouncers separate the original two fighting women and one is ejected out the front door of the pub, the other the rear door, the bouncers then heard their respective supporters out the approiate doors,,, entertainment over the party resumes,,, Oh, and so does the punch up, the bunch ejected out the back door have made their way round to the front door and it's all kicking off in the street, we didn't have a window seat so missed it all...

    Now I've watched the football in that pub for five years now, pubs hammered, mainly full of men having a good shout and swear at whatever's going on with the match, Sunday night when they have the DJ or karaoke on I would say there's normally more woman than men in the in the pub,,, I've seen it kick off four times now, always on the Sunday night, always women...

    That Eve bitch has got a lot to answer for...

    Oh, almost forgot      Bob, enjoy...
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    Mermaid
     
     

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    Re: Xmas Greetings

    Post by Mermaid on Tue 22 Dec 2015 - 8:32

    Happy Christmas all. present



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    3rdforum
     
     

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    Re: Xmas Greetings

    Post by 3rdforum on Tue 22 Dec 2015 - 9:47

    Many happy returns to you and your Bob






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    Perfectspecimen
     
     

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    Re: Xmas Greetings

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue 22 Dec 2015 - 11:44

    Minty knows what Xmas is for.   I had a pub for a number of years and yes, 90% of trouble was caused by women. Anyway, seasons greetings and all that. 

    hello



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    Mcqueen
     
     

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    Re: Xmas Greetings

    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 22 Dec 2015 - 16:15

    Cherry Missmas everyone   Dis bet us innit
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    Gypsy
     
     

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    Re: Xmas Greetings

    Post by Gypsy on Tue 22 Dec 2015 - 16:37

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    Topdog
     
     

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    Re: Xmas Greetings

    Post by Topdog on Wed 23 Dec 2015 - 6:04

    Happy Jesus day everyone, remember what its about, do not forget others and stuf yourselves stupid.
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    Re: Xmas Greetings

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed 23 Dec 2015 - 16:26

    Why are you awake at 6.04am, indigestion?



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    Adam Mint
     
     

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    Re: Xmas Greetings

    Post by Adam Mint on Fri 25 Dec 2015 - 0:00

    Especially for you...



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    Re: Xmas Greetings

    Post by Mermaid on Fri 25 Dec 2015 - 7:31

    Merry Christmas everyone.



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    Re: Xmas Greetings

    Post by Topdog on Fri 25 Dec 2015 - 8:19

    Merry Christmas all and to Vince I was awake and working at 6am so busy.
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    Re: Xmas Greetings

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 25 Dec 2015 - 9:08

    Yay! It's Santa's birthday! Merry Christmas everyone!



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    Post by Topdog on Fri 25 Dec 2015 - 9:58


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