Once upon a time... a Prince asked a beautiful Princess....
Will you marry me...?The Princess said... No...!!!And the Prince lived happily
ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big breasted
broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to strip bars and dated
women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard
bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and
kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew
enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his
friends and family thought he was frickin cool as hell and he had tons of money
in the bank and left the toilet seat up...!