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    Male fairy tale.

    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 10 Nov 2011 - 22:26

    A Male Fairy Tale:





    Once upon a time... a Prince asked a beautiful Princess....
    Will you marry me...?The Princess said... No...!!!And the Prince lived happily
    ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big breasted
    broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to strip bars and dated
    women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard
    bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and
    kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew
    enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his
    friends and family thought he was frickin cool as hell and he had tons of money
    in the bank and left the toilet seat up...!











    The End. Male fairy tale. 3025408739



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    Post by 3rdforum on Thu 10 Nov 2011 - 22:28

    Is that Reg's biography? Male fairy tale. 2839888827






    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 10 Nov 2011 - 22:33

    3rdforum wrote:Is that Reg's biography? Male fairy tale. 2839888827

    Nah, he married Janet....and was thankful to get her.



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    Post by 3rdforum on Thu 10 Nov 2011 - 22:39

    The Lone Ranger wrote:A Male Fairy Tale:





    Reg lived happily
    ever after and rode motorcycles and thought he was a stunt double and raced cars and went to strip bars and dated
    women half his age ( in his dreams) and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard
    bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged his guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and garlic bread and blew
    enormous farts and cheated all his customers while he was at work and all his
    friends and family thought he was a frickin muppet and he had tons of money
    in the bank and left the toilet seat up...!

    Are you sure, read again!











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    Mcqueen
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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 10 Nov 2011 - 22:39

    The Lone Ranger wrote:A Male Fairy Tale:





    Once upon a time... a Prince asked a beautiful Princess....
    Will you marry me...?The Princess said... No...!!!And the Prince lived happily
    ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big breasted
    broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to strip bars and dated
    women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard
    bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and
    kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew
    enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his
    friends and family thought he was frickin cool as hell and he had tons of money
    in the bank and left the toilet seat up...!











    The End. Male fairy tale. 3025408739

    Thats well funny, And well fecking true, But who made the tea in the morning,
    Topdog
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    Post by Topdog on Thu 10 Nov 2011 - 22:58

    Missed out bog stains and nose picking. Male fairy tale. 506932706

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