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    Mcqueen
     
     

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    Re: I'm bored...

    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 28 Nov 2015 - 16:04

    like that
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    Re: I'm bored...

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    Re: I'm bored...

    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 28 Nov 2015 - 17:45

      Love thy neighbour
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    Re: I'm bored...

    Post by Adam Mint on Sat 28 Nov 2015 - 22:09

    Man meets woman in a club she asks his name, he said Bond, she says don't tell me...James, he says no Uni Bond and I'm going to fill your crack in...
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    Re: I'm bored...

    Post by 3rdforum on Sat 28 Nov 2015 - 22:23

    I used to struggle to spell ARMAGEDDON. I've given up now. Its not the end of the world.






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    Re: I'm bored...

    Post by Topdog on Sun 29 Nov 2015 - 9:02

    bloke spends 2 hours chatting up a bird in a pub, she whispers in his ear "would you like a wank", all boom boom he replies, "yes please" , she says, " WELL GO IN THE TOILET AND BE TOO LONG".



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    Re: I'm bored...

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 29 Nov 2015 - 9:22

    I get up in the morning wondering what's been posted in the wee small hours...



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    Re: I'm bored...

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    Re: I'm bored...

    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 29 Nov 2015 - 10:47

       Seems to be quite a few questioning that fictitious person.
    I was going to say kent but whats the point 
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    Re: I'm bored...

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    Re: I'm bored...

    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 29 Nov 2015 - 11:20

      Check out his boxers
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    Re: I'm bored...

    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 29 Nov 2015 - 14:09

    The Lone Ranger wrote:

    I'm sure I've mentioned it before, guy opposite Annie decks his house out with all that shit, last year there were also two big blow up santas in the garden, they ain't appeared as yet,,, last few days he's been up and down a ladder adding moe  and more to it every day... Today he's up and down the ladder again, nope, not adding more,,, trying to reattach what ain't blow away, feckin hurricane season it is down here today... He's got loads of them strips of lights hanging down from the guttering that makes it look as if it's snowing,,, well they're meant to hang vertical, but at the moment their blowing horizontal in the wind...

    mmmm, never thought I'd say it but I'm having some Christmas fun, now where's the port...

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    Re: I'm bored...

    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 29 Nov 2015 - 19:17

    View from Annie's kitchen window...

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    Re: I'm bored...

    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 29 Nov 2015 - 19:28

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    Re: I'm bored...

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    Re: I'm bored...

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    Re: I'm bored...

    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 29 Nov 2015 - 20:09

    Feck me, Dads army
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    Re: I'm bored...

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 30 Nov 2015 - 10:09

    Pinched this from Macbee on FB... Do-it-yourself nativity...




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    Re: I'm bored...

    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 30 Nov 2015 - 10:25

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    Re: I'm bored...

    Post by Adam Mint on Mon 30 Nov 2015 - 12:47

    Adam Mint wrote:
    The Lone Ranger wrote:

    I'm sure I've mentioned it before, guy opposite Annie decks his house out with all that shit, last year there were also two big blow up santas in the garden, they ain't appeared as yet,,, last few days he's been up and down a ladder adding moe  and more to it every day... Today he's up and down the ladder again, nope, not adding more,,, trying to reattach what ain't blow away, feckin hurricane season it is down here today... He's got loads of them strips of lights hanging down from the guttering that makes it look as if it's snowing,,, well they're meant to hang vertical, but at the moment their blowing horizontal in the wind...

    mmmm, never thought I'd say it but I'm having some Christmas fun, now where's the port...


    Told you it was hurricane season down here yesterday...

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-34961891

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    Re: I'm bored...

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    Re: I'm bored...

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 30 Nov 2015 - 20:15

    Wee bit of Russian road rage...



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