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    Mcqueen
     
     

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    Cams operation

    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 1 Nov 2015 - 13:12

    Would be interesting if Cam being a senior forum member could put a daily report on about whats is going on,
    I know his mind maybe elswhere but i'm fairly sure he will be bored silly too, things like pain on a scale of 1 to 10, like 8 or 9 
     Mermaid could take his lappy in and also take it home so it dosent get robbed,
    maybe a few photo's of things they have taken out etc.
    I like things like that, front line of battles in the NHS,
    Just a thought 
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    Re: Cams operation

    Post by searcher on Sun 1 Nov 2015 - 13:37

    Agree totally, would be nice to hear about all the delicious food he will be served up, and how much it costs visitors to park. 

    Seriously though Cam hope all goes well and you will be home quickly with the family, best wishes mate
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    Re: Cams operation

    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 1 Nov 2015 - 13:55

    Milk it Cam, it's not every day you get a bit of totty in a nurses uniform playing with your bits,,, enjoy...

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    Re: Cams operation

    Post by 3rdforum on Sun 1 Nov 2015 - 14:28

    What hospital are you going to? Might look it up on "Review my hospital" to see if its any good? 
    e.g amount of fatalities per operation, amount of medical negligence cases etc etc 






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    Re: Cams operation

    Post by 3rdforum on Sun 1 Nov 2015 - 14:54

    Will we start a book on the outcome?

    50/1 all goes well
    25/1 Surgeon leaves his watch inside
    15/1 Torn Rim
    10/1 Phantom Pregnancy
    4/11 He kicks the bucket?






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    Re: Cams operation

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 1 Nov 2015 - 16:04

    Cheers folks, thanks for that! Tomorrow I start the "Moviprep" to clear the old bowels. 1st lot at 10:00am and 2nd lot at 2pm, so my last meal will be breakfast tomorrow until after the op when I can get a choice: Water, High calorie high protein drink (water with stuff in it), boiled sweet or a small jelly sweet, chewing gum. Canny feckin' wait, I'm salivating already!
    We're going to have to prepare Macie for my sudden dashes to the loo, so Trish will let her know as she's walking her back to our house from nursery, as I'll be well into the first dose by then! lol!



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    Re: Cams operation

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun 1 Nov 2015 - 19:04

    3rdforum wrote:Will we start a book on the outcome?

    50/1 all goes well
    25/1 Surgeon leaves his watch inside
    15/1 Torn Rim
    10/1 Phantom Pregnancy
    4/11 He kicks the bucket?
    Now where can I get a good bet for 11 bucks?



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    Re: Cams operation

    Post by Mermaid on Sun 1 Nov 2015 - 20:45

    thanks for the laugh guys.Once I get rid of him to the hospital and he has had the Operation and I know how he is,I will update this thread.



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    Re: Cams operation

    Post by Topdog on Sun 1 Nov 2015 - 22:27

    Horrible you lot, what a nasty forum we have become......just out of interest what are the odds on septesima. Good Luck Campbell Brodie 1955 to 2015 RIP.
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    Re: Cams operation

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 2 Nov 2015 - 10:10

    First glass of moviprep down the hatch...living room and toilet doors both open wide. lol!



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    Re: Cams operation

    Post by searcher on Mon 2 Nov 2015 - 13:49

    Just got the results off my bowel cancer test!!! all clear, think I need a holiday, 
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    Re: Cams operation

    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 2 Nov 2015 - 14:08

     Wont be 15 to 1, not passing anything to tear it, 
    While im Tenerife i have not has trouble with my rim, But this morning i thought eye eye i'm going to have trouble here so i slipped some anusol with the tube extension in and went off to do some cleaning, so i trailed of the the bins, the 900 euro's one just to get my moneys worth, Big mistake,
    I had to dash back walking like a duck, nipping all the way, deep joy when i sat down 
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    Re: Cams operation

    Post by 3rdforum on Mon 2 Nov 2015 - 16:52

    searcher wrote:Just got the results off my bowel cancer test!!! all clear, think I need a holiday, 
    Good!!






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    Re: Cams operation

    Post by 3rdforum on Mon 2 Nov 2015 - 16:53

    Mcqueen wrote: Wont be 15 to 1, not passing anything to tear it, 
    While im Tenerife i have not has trouble with my rim, But this morning i thought eye eye i'm going to have trouble here so i slipped some anusol with the tube extension in and went off to do some cleaning, so i trailed of the the bins, the 900 euro's one just to get my moneys worth, Big mistake,
    I had to dash back walking like a duck, nipping all the way, deep joy when i sat down 
    Though that colon cleanse stuff might put it under pressure. Betcha its tighter than a feckin pinhead now






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    Re: Cams operation

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 2 Nov 2015 - 17:03

    searcher wrote:Just got the results off my bowel cancer test!!! all clear, think I need a holiday, 

    Nice one bill!



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    Re: Cams operation

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 2 Nov 2015 - 17:04

    Mcqueen wrote: Wont be 15 to 1, not passing anything to tear it, 
    While im Tenerife i have not has trouble with my rim, But this morning i thought eye eye i'm going to have trouble here so i slipped some anusol with the tube extension in and went off to do some cleaning, so i trailed of the the bins, the 900 euro's one just to get my moneys worth, Big mistake,
    I had to dash back walking like a duck, nipping all the way, deep joy when i sat down 

    I daren't go any further away than the living room!



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    Re: Cams operation

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Mon 2 Nov 2015 - 17:29

    Just got back from doctors, I was sat by a whole row of cancer leaflets, jeez. Anyway I went to have my ears syringed as my hearing has been getting worse and worse, for years to be fair. I have been pouring oil in them for a week and she asked had I had this done before to which I replied no. Turns out they are completely clear! No volume at all in left ear so now I have to see specialist. Hmmm, certainly getting my moneys worth from NHS now though, appointments last Saturday, today, Thursday and Friday week. 



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    Re: Cams operation

    Post by 3rdforum on Mon 2 Nov 2015 - 17:30

    Cant believe you got an appointment that fast






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    Re: Cams operation

    Post by Gypsy on Mon 2 Nov 2015 - 17:31

    I hope all goes well Cam, but i have to admit reading this thread is a tonic for anyone, so funny.
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    Re: Cams operation

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Mon 2 Nov 2015 - 17:37

    3rdforum wrote:Cant believe you got an appointment that fast
    No I got those last week, said I will get an ear appointment in the post.



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    Re: Cams operation

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 2 Nov 2015 - 18:28

    Gypsy wrote:I hope all goes well Cam, but i have to admit reading this thread is a tonic for anyone, so funny.

    Thanks Meryl! If you don't laugh, you cry...



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    Re: Cams operation

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 2 Nov 2015 - 19:09

    I've just took a selfie to see if my hair turns grey in hospital by the time I come home...



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    Re: Cams operation

    Post by searcher on Mon 2 Nov 2015 - 19:50

    Cheers Cam, that was the second one ,the first one wasn't quite right so had a re-test, think I could take up plastering now ,
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    Re: Cams operation

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 2 Nov 2015 - 20:16

    searcher wrote:Cheers Cam, that was the second one ,the first one wasn't quite right so had a re-test, think I could take up plastering now ,



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    Re: Cams operation

    Post by innit on Mon 2 Nov 2015 - 22:21

    Good luck for tomorrow Cam everything will be fine ..

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