Well feck me, gobsmacked I am. One of my kids have landed a plum job. Gemma, yes, shes a girl, has got a coaching job at Peterborough United. I think Darren Ferguson may have left but its not the No 1 team anyway, Community Coach its called, kids and that. Shes no spring chicken at 37 and has spent her former years breeding numerous grandchildren, and running local football teams. Now she will get paid for it, well done Gemma. 
