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    What are you doing today??

    Adam Mint
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    Post by Adam Mint on Fri 18 Sep 2015 - 20:02

    I apologise, you old scots twat...

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    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 18 Sep 2015 - 20:11

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    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 18 Sep 2015 - 20:15

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Today I have been building a walk-in wardrobe. Its a bit bigger than my bathroom in Tenerife, and the balcony.  What are you doing today?? - Page 6 3025408739
    Speaking of bathrooms i took it out because i didnt have room for it and a washing machine, bidet went too, wonder why they concrete the baths in What are you doing today?? - Page 6 3095951175
    so now its a shower cubicle, carsie, sink and washing machine,, I left the period toilet roll holder in because it had a built in ash tray which i find doubles up as a cup holder,
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    Post by Adam Mint on Fri 18 Sep 2015 - 20:31

    There was me and Annie looking for a place March, but being a non smoker that's one of the list...
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sat 19 Sep 2015 - 23:12

    Why didnt you put the washing machine where the bidet was? I keep bog rolls in my bidet, handy cos its next to the bog. Bog makes a handy ashtray. No fecking washing machine though. Wouldnt get one now unless it says Miele on it, would be about €1000. Nah, launderette just past the swimming pool.......



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun 20 Sep 2015 - 0:07

    Tomorrow (Sunday) its gonna be nice weather so I will try out a new tender (dinghy) I have acquired on the local river. If Patsy doesnt fall in its adequate.  What are you doing today?? - Page 6 3025408739 Its a dumpy little thing, double skinned with foam in between so at least it wont sink!  Tried out my old Seagull 1hp outboard engine, not touched it in well over a year, started first pull. Magic little feckers, noisy, juicy, smelly and ugly it is, made in 1965. Beat up and rusty. Brit engineering at its best!



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    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 20 Sep 2015 - 0:24

    Got a story about one of them...
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 20 Sep 2015 - 9:41

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Why didnt you put the washing machine where the bidet was? I keep bog rolls in my bidet, handy cos its next to the bog. Bog makes a handy ashtray. No fecking washing machine though. Wouldnt get one now unless it says Miele on it, would be about €1000. Nah, launderette just past the swimming pool.......
    Washing machine would fit where bidet was, But you need to open the door to use it, the end of the bath got in the way,
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    Post by Topdog on Sun 20 Sep 2015 - 14:07

    geta top loader twat
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 20 Sep 2015 - 14:11

    Bit council house innit What are you doing today?? - Page 6 1498946960
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    Post by Topdog on Sun 20 Sep 2015 - 14:26

    no not now Reg they do some real fab ones and they are drum machines now, you just load the drum from the top, bloody good too.
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 20 Sep 2015 - 14:41

    Too late now What are you doing today?? - Page 6 2472758156 €2850 bathroom upgrade  What are you doing today?? - Page 6 3025408739
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    Post by Topdog on Sun 20 Sep 2015 - 15:02

    take a while to recoup that 5 weeks
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 20 Sep 2015 - 15:13

    You have to spend it to earn it  What are you doing today?? - Page 6 3025408739 Somebody in it already, so your about right,  What are you doing today?? - Page 6 294053457
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Mon 21 Sep 2015 - 10:59

    Wont last long anyway, then you can buy a top loader. A far superior washing machine. Its what the professionals use.
    Tried dinghy out yesterday, feck its boring watching grass banks go by. Saw ducks, one swimming rat, and some anglers looking sad. Lithuanians have eaten all the fish. What are you doing today?? - Page 6 1498946960  It was functional though, tried it with a couple of oars first, then the engine, gave up with the engine after a while, prop was collecting weeds, a lot of noise and going nowhere fast.  What are you doing today?? - Page 6 3025408739



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 21 Sep 2015 - 16:32

    Your "swimming rat" would be a water vole... What are you doing today?? - Page 6 3025408739
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    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 21 Sep 2015 - 16:48

    Immigrant more like What are you doing today?? - Page 6 1498946960
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Mon 21 Sep 2015 - 17:15

    So how big is a water vole? This was rat sized.
    Thomson......  What are you doing today?? - Page 6 506932706 Since I booked my flight for tomorrow which I did at 10:20 this morning the buggers have knocked £30 off the price......  What are you doing today?? - Page 6 16779677  And the one from Gatwick as well.



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 21 Sep 2015 - 17:30

    Water voles and rats are about the same size, the difference is in the noses. A rat has a long pointy nose whereas a vole has a short cute stubby one...



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 21 Sep 2015 - 19:12

    Just booked a weeks B&B up in Wester Ross in case I don't survive the operation! What are you doing today?? - Page 6 3025408739



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    Post by 3rdforum on Mon 21 Sep 2015 - 19:14

    Hope they have a no quibble deposit return! What are you doing today?? - Page 6 294053457






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    Post by 3rdforum on Mon 21 Sep 2015 - 19:15

    Oh, I see you mean to go BEFORE the operation! What are you doing today?? - Page 6 3025408739 What are you doing today?? - Page 6 3025408739






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    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 21 Sep 2015 - 19:19

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    Post by 3rdforum on Mon 21 Sep 2015 - 19:45

    Eoghan is after being accepted for a second week of work experience, this time, in the Ryan Institute in NUIG( National University of Ireland, Galway ), which was started by the philanthropy of Tony Ryan ( of Ryanair). He will be going to an open day seminar on marine and energy research next Friday. Think his actual work experience wont start until the second week of October. This is all a bit much. All of a sudden , he is doing "grown up" shit. Last year, he was still making a model railway as part of his technology class at school What are you doing today?? - Page 6 3275847336






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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 21 Sep 2015 - 20:09

    What are you doing today?? - Page 6 3025408739 Cut him some slack...he'll love it!



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