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    Post by Adam Mint on Sat 15 Aug 2015 - 15:38

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    Post by searcher on Sat 15 Aug 2015 - 16:32

    Knew two joiners who were working in the synagogue in Manchester, they went out on the piss one lunchtime ,went back to the synagogue, fell asleep, when they woke up someone had nicked their tools  Nick anything in Manchester they will... 2761542443
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    Post by Joel David on Sun 16 Aug 2015 - 9:49



    The police are looking into it....



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 16 Aug 2015 - 9:59

    Nick anything in Manchester they will... 3025408739  Bernard Cribbins
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    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 16 Aug 2015 - 11:42

    searcher wrote:Knew two joiners who were working in the synagogue in Manchester, they went out on the piss one lunchtime ,went back to the synagogue, fell asleep, when they woke up someone had nicked their tools  Nick anything in Manchester they will... 2761542443

    One of our depots (Leeds area), got the builders in doing some pretty major work in one of the warehouses, they've set up shop in a portocabin in a corner of the yard... Van pulls up at door to warehouse, two guys jump out, yellow vests, hard hats etc, ask one of our guys to move a truck off the loading bay so they can get their van in, our same member of staff helps them load cement mixer, various hand tools etc in to their van, tea break over the real builders return from their portocabin,,, Oops.........
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    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 16 Aug 2015 - 11:58

    Mcqueen wrote:Nick anything in Manchester they will... 3025408739  Bernard Cribbins


    Now',, when I posted original post I looked for a song to attach to it, thought it was by Mr Cribbins but all I came up with was Right Said Fred,,, what song did I have in mind.......

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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 16 Aug 2015 - 12:30

    There i was digging a hole - hole in the ground deep and sort of round
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 16 Aug 2015 - 12:31

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    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 16 Aug 2015 - 12:31

    Knew I wasn't going mad...

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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 16 Aug 2015 - 12:35

    Amazing what comes out of your head for no apparent reason, Feck me stiff and call me starch Nick anything in Manchester they will... 2485877773
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    Post by Joel David on Sun 16 Aug 2015 - 13:05

    searcher wrote:Knew two joiners who were working in the synagogue in Manchester, they went out on the piss one lunchtime ,went back to the synagogue, fell asleep, when they woke up someone had nicked their tools  Nick anything in Manchester they will... 2761542443

     Abie and Josh were walking to the synagogue when they saw a gang of skinheads up ahead, " don't like the look of them" said Abie, I don't either said Josh. "I think they're going to mug us" said Abie, "         "I think you're right said Josh, here's that 5000 quid I owe you".



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    Post by Topdog on Sun 16 Aug 2015 - 17:22

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    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 25 Aug 2015 - 13:46

    It's still there due to health and safety issues...

    (The last couple of paragraphs)
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-34046311

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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 16 Sep 2015 - 16:38

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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 11 Nov 2015 - 10:12

    Had to go over it yesterday to get to that fringing hospital, still down to a contra flow on one lane, that's three months now...

    Think it was after the Japanese tsunami or a major earthquake somewhere, whole section of road taken out,,,, they had it replaced in a couple of days...

    Great Britan my arse...

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