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    Three pints please .....

    Jimandsi
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    Post by Jimandsi on Sat 5 Nov 2011 - 20:28

    Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the corner of the room, drinking a sip out of each pint in turn. When he had finished all three, he went back to the bar and ordered three more.

    The barman says,"You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it. Your pint would taste better if you bought one at a time."

    Patrick replies, "Well now, I have two brodders, one is in America; and de odder in Australia; and here I am in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised dat we'd drink dis way to remember de days we all drank togedder."

    The barman admits that this is a nice custom and says no more.

    Patrick becomes a regular customer, and always drinks the same way; ordering three pints and drinking a sip out of each in turn, until they are finished.

    One day, he comes in and orders just two pints.

    All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent.

    When he goes back to the bar for the second round, the barman says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."

    Patrick looks confused for a moment, then the penny drops and he starts to laugh, "Oh no," he says, "Bejesus, everyone is fine! Tis me ......... I've quit drinking!"



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    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 5 Nov 2011 - 20:30

    Very good Jim. Three pints please ..... 459784477



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    Mcqueen
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 5 Nov 2011 - 20:41

    Good job Dermots missing, Err Jim very good, But we have a joke section, We get told off for being in the wrong place, Lets be professional about it, Three pints please ..... 3077217049
    Jimandsi
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    Post by Jimandsi on Sat 5 Nov 2011 - 21:54

    What section is this in then ?

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 5 Nov 2011 - 21:56

    It's been a long day Jimbo and he had to go shopping...



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 5 Nov 2011 - 22:04

    Dog section innit, Thought you moved it Cam,i noticed after, But i thought ,Nah
    Jimandsi
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    Post by Jimandsi on Sat 5 Nov 2011 - 22:06


    Pillock ! Three pints please ..... 506932706



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    Perfectspecimen
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sat 5 Nov 2011 - 22:34

    You should know by now that Jim is always right. This is why he is here, helping us out.



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    Mcqueen
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 5 Nov 2011 - 22:39

    Three pints please ..... 3077217049 most of us are here because we was right, Ive been kicked off better forums than that,
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sat 5 Nov 2011 - 22:56

    WE are in the right place now for sure.Three pints please ..... 2908439648



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