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    Mcqueen
     
     

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    Re: Mail today

    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 18 Aug 2015 - 9:15

    A man walks into a bar with a roll of Tarmac under his arm and says "Pint please and one for the road"
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    Adam Mint
     
     

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    Re: Mail today

    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 18 Aug 2015 - 11:10

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    searcher
     
     

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    Re: Mail today

    Post by searcher on Tue 18 Aug 2015 - 14:21

    Just logged on to T.A. Tenerife, it's all Chinese to me ,it looks like the Slowboat menu
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    Adam Mint
     
     

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    Re: Mail today

    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 18 Aug 2015 - 15:24

    Don't worry about it, she don't understand us either...
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    Mcqueen
     
     

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    Re: Mail today

    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 19 Aug 2015 - 9:13

    I never wanted to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker,
    But when i got home, all the signs were there 
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    Campbell Brodie
     
     

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    Re: Mail today

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 19 Aug 2015 - 9:57




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    Mcqueen
     
     

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    Re: Mail today

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 20 Aug 2015 - 9:23

    Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory ? All because he took a day off
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    Campbell Brodie
     
     

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    Re: Mail today

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 20 Aug 2015 - 15:24




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    Adam Mint
     
     

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    Re: Mail today

    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 20 Aug 2015 - 15:43

    He's  claiming unfair dismissal, says he only done it once a year over a three year period on the 29th Feb each time...
    He says people leapt to conclusions...
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    Campbell Brodie
     
     

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    Re: Mail today

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 20 Aug 2015 - 15:44

    lol!



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    Mcqueen
     
     

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    Re: Mail today

    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 16 Sep 2015 - 9:21

    I've just been on a once in a life time holiday - never again
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    Campbell Brodie
     
     

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    Re: Mail today

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    Re: Mail today

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 16 Sep 2015 - 9:40

    Why are there no aspirins in the jungle?

    'Cos the parrots ate 'em all... weather



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    Re: Mail today

    Post by searcher on Wed 16 Sep 2015 - 15:01

    Used to be "why are there no asprin in Aldershot" cos the paras eat em all
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    Mcqueen
     
     

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    Re: Mail today

    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 16 Sep 2015 - 15:30

    Well i thought WTF  
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    Re: Mail today

    Post by Topdog on Wed 16 Sep 2015 - 17:47

    asked for a condom in the local chemist, woman said try booots, wtf know I am big but thats ridiculous
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    Mcqueen
     
     

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    Re: Mail today

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 17 Sep 2015 - 9:13

    My sister bet me £100 i couldnt build a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when i drove pasta
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    Adam Mint
     
     

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    Re: Mail today

    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 17 Sep 2015 - 13:33


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