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    Are you Irish?


    Spain Female Posts : 12706
    Join date : 2011-08-14

    Are you Irish?

    Post by Gypsy on Wed 8 Jul 2015 - 11:19

    Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
    A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"
    The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"
    The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am, but let me ask you something, if I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
    Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
    Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
    Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
    Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
    The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
    The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

    The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords."

    Ireland Male Posts : 21222
    Join date : 2011-08-30
    Age : 48
    Location : Ireland

    Re: Are you Irish?

    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 8 Jul 2015 - 11:54

    That joke is so far beyond racist, its brilliant!!!


    England Male Posts : 21505
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 59
    Location : England

    Re: Are you Irish?

    Post by Topdog on Wed 8 Jul 2015 - 12:01

    bit like Beckham in a library, shouts out "cheese burger and chips please" assistant says , David this is a library shh. David says, (in a whisper) sorry, cheese burger and chips please.

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