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    The Lone Ranger

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    Campbell Brodie
     
     

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    The Lone Ranger

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 4 Jul 2015 - 9:53




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    Re: The Lone Ranger

    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 4 Jul 2015 - 10:14

    I wondered where that was heading
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    Adam Mint
     
     

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    Re: The Lone Ranger

    Post by Adam Mint on Sat 4 Jul 2015 - 11:21

    Well I thought ot that being the punchline about halfway through reading it, but thought no, it's got to be better than that,,, it wasn't...

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    Re: The Lone Ranger

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 4 Jul 2015 - 11:36

    I just put it on because it was making fun of The Lone Ranger...



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    Adam Mint
     
     

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    Re: The Lone Ranger

    Post by Adam Mint on Sat 4 Jul 2015 - 12:12

    We can do that just fine without your help...
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    Re: The Lone Ranger

    Post by tonto on Sat 4 Jul 2015 - 13:28

    Adam Mint wrote:We can do that just fine without your help...
    Leave Kemo Sabe alone or I'll scalp you...
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    Re: The Lone Ranger

    Post by Adam Mint on Sat 4 Jul 2015 - 14:02

    Talking about scalping, I normally go to a barbers in near where I live for my haircuts, then just before Christmas I was up at Annie's , was walking  past a barbers up there  and decided haircut time, two guys working in the place speak little or no English,,, "What number you want", I just want a normal hair cut mate, again "What number you want", again I say just a normal haircut,,, "I start with number two" he says switching  the comb bit to the trimming machine, me thinking he's going to do the back and sides with it as some barbers do, but no, fu#k me he circumnavigated my head with the thing, looks as if I'd been run over by a lawnmower,,, well it's past the point of no return now, came out scalped I did...
    So it's back to the normal barber for the next few cuts,,, then lazy fecker me is passing the place the other day, needed a haircut so in I go,  he asks what I want doing, just a normal haircut, leave about a inch on the top and just trim the back and sides, and don't use the trimmer thing, he looks at me confused, I repeat myself, he holds up a pair of scissors and says you want me to use these, yes I say,,, he then repeats himself "scissors", "scissors",,, I say yes again,,, done a good job he did...
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    Re: The Lone Ranger

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 4 Jul 2015 - 14:35

    Once they get the idea what you want they're pretty good!



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    Re: The Lone Ranger

    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 4 Jul 2015 - 15:06

    I just get back and sides

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