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    Doctor's Receptionist


    Ireland Male Posts : 22777
    Join date : 2011-08-30
    Age : 50
    Location : Ireland

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    Post by 3rdforum on Sun 17 May 2015 - 12:31

    There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her
    what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it:
    A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'
    'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.
    The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'
    'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
    The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something, and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'
    The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.
    The man then decided to walk out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
    The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
    'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.
    The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'
    'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
    The waiting room erupted in laughter.

    Adam Mint
    Adam Mint

    Scotland Male Posts : 22648
    Join date : 2011-10-07
    Age : 55

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    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 17 May 2015 - 13:12

    A dwarf goes in to a very busy doctors surgery, says to the doctor do you treat dwarfs, doctor says of course we do, but you'll have to be a little paitent...

    I know I've told it before, but I like it...

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