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    The Estate Agent, the Jew and the Hindu .....

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    Post by Jimandsi on Sun 30 Oct 2011 - 21:48

    An Estate Agent, a Jew and a Hindu survive a plane crash and are walking along trying to find shelter. They stumble across a farm and beg the farmer to put them up. "I've only got two spare rooms" says the Farmer, "so one of you will have to bed down in the barn". The Jew agrees to take the barn but after ten minutes, knocks at the Farm house door... "Look, I'm sorry but there's a pig in the barn. Pig's are sacred animals to us. That's why we don't eat pork". On hearing this, the Hindu decides he'll swop places with the Jew, but after another ten minutes, there's another knock on the door. "Look I'm really sorry, but there's a cow in the barn. I couldn't possibly share a room with a cow as we hold cows sacred in our religion.". On hearing this, the Estate Agent agrees to take the place in the barn. Ten minutes later, there's another knock at the door and there standing at the entrance is the pig and the cow ... !
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun 30 Oct 2011 - 22:13

    You really dont like them do you Jim, bad experience?



    Adventure before dementia!!! The Estate Agent, the Jew and the Hindu ..... 294053457
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    Post by manchester on Sun 30 Oct 2011 - 22:53

    That is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time! The Estate Agent, the Jew and the Hindu ..... 3077217049
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 30 Oct 2011 - 22:58

    Some estate agent, I would market it as having great potential for a barn conversion, Useless git
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun 30 Oct 2011 - 23:09

    You may have an email Reg.......



    Adventure before dementia!!! The Estate Agent, the Jew and the Hindu ..... 294053457
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 30 Oct 2011 - 23:12

    You may have one back,
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun 30 Oct 2011 - 23:28

    Cheers, off for 10 mins. Need to book flight before they put them up!



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    Post by Jimandsi on Mon 31 Oct 2011 - 17:06

    Perfectspecimen wrote:You really dont like them do you Jim, bad experience?

    Let's just say that I've met and done business with a few of them and in my opinion they are the scum of the earth.

    How anyone can lower themselves to become an Estate Agent, baffles me.

    I wouldn't trust one as far as I could throw him and would rather do business with a gypsy.

    Cowboys - the lot of them.
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    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 31 Oct 2011 - 17:18

    The Estate Agent, the Jew and the Hindu ..... 3077217049 Good job we have the lone ranger then, The Estate Agent, the Jew and the Hindu ..... 1887251641 The Estate Agent, the Jew and the Hindu ..... 612048519
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Mon 31 Oct 2011 - 21:51

    Rangers are in the gu I see.



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 31 Oct 2011 - 21:59

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Rangers are in the gu I see.
    Slight cashflow problem, but they are running away with the league already. Champions league money has been good to them.



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