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    What are you doing today??

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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed May 13, 2015 7:49 pm

    Jail innit Transport
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    Post by 3rdforum on Wed May 13, 2015 7:49 pm

    Was back at that decking and shed job. When I power washed it, loads of paint peeled off. The lad came home from work this evening and saw all the bare patches. He thought that I shouldn't have used the power washer. I told him, if the stain came off that easy, it wasn't put down right in the first place. He said the last lad did it in one go and applied it good and thick. "Aha" said I, "when you do that it formed a film on the surface and doesn't penetrate the wood". He was all apologies! In fairness to him, he was sound about things anyway, just wanted to know how best to fix the deck. They wouldn't let me leave this evening. I went inside for a cuppa and ended up having roast chicken for dinner ffs! AND, he would be very obliged if I could find some way of restoring the deck without having to bead blast the surface AND, guess who is going to paint the exterior of his house! What are you doing today?? - Page 21 3025408739






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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed May 13, 2015 7:50 pm

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Prison. Today I have been sorting out my jungle. Now I have a huge pile of trees to burn.

    Wait until next door puts their washing out Vince! What are you doing today?? - Page 21 3025408739



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    Post by 3rdforum on Wed May 13, 2015 7:50 pm

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Prison. Today I have been sorting out my jungle. Now I have a huge pile of trees to burn.
    You have a wood burning stove haven't you Vince?






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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed May 13, 2015 7:52 pm

    Is there a difference between wood-burning and coal-burning stoves? What are you doing today?? - Page 21 3275847336



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    Post by Topdog on Wed May 13, 2015 7:53 pm

    Well done Demo
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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed May 13, 2015 7:55 pm

    The Lone Ranger wrote:Is there a difference between wood-burning and coal-burning stoves? What are you doing today?? - Page 21 3275847336
    No, both a pain in the ass What are you doing today?? - Page 21 3025408739
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    Post by Topdog on Wed May 13, 2015 7:56 pm

    One burns wood the other coal ffs What are you doing today?? - Page 21 3275847336 What are you doing today?? - Page 21 3275847336
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    Post by 3rdforum on Wed May 13, 2015 7:58 pm

    You're not supposed to burn coal in a wood burning stove. Too much heat and the wood burning stove will warp, crack ( it supposedly has thinner steel or cast iron). Don't know anyone who doesn't burn both though.






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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed May 13, 2015 7:58 pm

    Topdog wrote:One burns wood the other coal ffs What are you doing today?? - Page 21 3275847336 What are you doing today?? - Page 21 3275847336
    I was going to say that What are you doing today?? - Page 21 3025408739 Then i thought nah sounds childish What are you doing today?? - Page 21 755705644
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    Post by Topdog on Wed May 13, 2015 8:00 pm

    Put your coal in a gas stove then yer knackered
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    Post by searcher on Wed May 13, 2015 8:11 pm

    Until we moved to our present house we always had coal fires, our last house had an automatically fed smokeless fuel system which cost a fortune to run and was a pain in the arse cleaning it and emptying the ashes, when we moved here we couldn't believe how cheap and clean gas was , you can keep solid fuelled systems they belong in the past
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed May 13, 2015 8:13 pm

    3rdforum wrote:
    Perfectspecimen wrote:Prison. Today I have been sorting out my jungle. Now I have a huge pile of trees to burn.
    You have a wood burning stove haven't you Vince?
    No I have oil central heating Dermo. The cottages I will be building will have multi-fuel stoves though. Modern ones are efficient, cheap, look gorgeous and are very user friendly. By the way we have no gas here in the sticks so the choice is limited. Currently the oil is cheap but the boilers are over 2k and I will soon need a new tank. A small damp patch is developing on one of the bottom corners.   What are you doing today?? - Page 21 2419626307



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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed May 13, 2015 9:09 pm

    Loaned a young lady a car while we put hers right, she just rang most upset, a call centre private hire driver just ran her off the road and smashed the door mirror off and scratched all the side,
    He got out and looked at his car then dove off, A good citizen passed over his details like the cab company and car number,, i told her not to worry and i will deal with it,
    So tomorow he will need 4 tyres and 2 mirrors, No point saying anything is there, He will just know, What are you doing today?? - Page 21 3607570916
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu May 14, 2015 5:20 pm

    Just back from the practice nurse at the doctors. Was supposed to get my ears syringed innit...
    she has a look with her wee scope thingy and says "the wax is too hard, I'm not prepared to poke about and maybe burst you ear drum. What were you using?" "Earol" says I. "For the last 2 poxy weeks!" "Did you lie down and pull your ear open then massage it for 5 minutes?" "No i feckin' didn't says I, it doesn't say to do that on the wee bottle!" "Yeah, well it wouldn't she says. they're trying to sell the stuff!" I'm feckin' raging! I've got to go back again on Monday now. Trish will have to massage me lugholes! What are you doing today?? - Page 21 16779677



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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu May 14, 2015 5:34 pm

    WHAT !!!!! What are you doing today?? - Page 21 3025408739 Leave em Cam,  nice and quiet innit
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    Post by 3rdforum on Thu May 14, 2015 6:16 pm

    that sterimar stuff that Reg shoots up his nose is good for ear wax.






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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu May 14, 2015 6:19 pm

    Come out of your eyes if you give it some stick What are you doing today?? - Page 21 2419626307 TUNES What are you doing today?? - Page 21 3025408739
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    Post by Topdog on Thu May 14, 2015 6:30 pm

    Hit and Run Reg, get him dported, Eh what did Cam say
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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu May 14, 2015 7:26 pm

    Topdog wrote:Hit and Run Reg, get him dported, Eh what did Cam say
    He was on the bus this morning What are you doing today?? - Page 21 3025408739 What are you doing today?? - Page 21 506932706 Kent
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu May 14, 2015 7:42 pm

    Deaf can be good sometimes, Patsy has been off work today, deaf is good. What are you doing today?? - Page 21 3025408739  She was complaining cos she has to keep putting water in her car, head gasket again was my guess so I took it to a garage for a sniff test, positive. Blox, waiting for a quote to include a head skimming. Put minibus on ebay, no MOT, cant be asked, 99p start. Bargain.



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    Post by searcher on Thu May 14, 2015 9:16 pm

    The Lone Ranger wrote:Just back from the practice nurse at the doctors. Was supposed to get my ears syringed innit...
    she has a look with her wee scope thingy and says "the wax is too hard, I'm not prepared to poke about and maybe burst you ear drum. What were you using?" "Earol" says I. "For the last 2 poxy weeks!" "Did you lie down and pull your ear open then massage it for 5 minutes?" "No i feckin' didn't says I, it doesn't say to do that on the wee bottle!" "Yeah, well it wouldn't she says. they're trying to sell the stuff!" I'm feckin' raging! I've got to go back again on Monday now. Trish will have to massage me lugholes! What are you doing today?? - Page 21 16779677
    Best way to do it is to rub your ears with your elbows  What are you doing today?? - Page 21 3025408739
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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu May 14, 2015 9:19 pm

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Deaf can be good sometimes, Patsy has been off work today, deaf is good. What are you doing today?? - Page 21 3025408739  She was complaining cos she has to keep putting water in her car, head gasket again was my guess so I took it to a garage for a sniff test, positive. Blox, waiting for a quote to include a head skimming. Put minibus on ebay, no MOT, cant be asked, 99p start. Bargain.
    Carefull with the ebay, big brother and your turnover What are you doing today?? - Page 21 189918343
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    Post by Adam Mint on Fri May 15, 2015 2:00 pm

    3rdforum wrote:that sterimar stuff that Reg shoots up his nose is good for ear wax.

    Obviously read the instructions before you used it then..........

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    Post by Adam Mint on Fri May 15, 2015 2:01 pm

    And he wonders why it done his sinus no good...

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