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    What are you doing today??

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sat 28 Feb 2015 - 19:01

    Mcqueen wrote:So the travellers arrived for the caravan Transport The money was in sealed bags, he slaps them on the table then asked for his luck money What are you doing today?? 3275847336 Just a minute while i count this first What are you doing today?? 2472758156   Oh you dont have to they are all sealed, Carried on and its £100 light,
    Well i cant understand that he says What are you doing today?? 16779677 , I can you cant help yourselves What are you doing today?? 1498946960 
    Not sure who are the worst, call centres or travellers, Whats up with these people What are you doing today?? 506932706
    Wonder what they would do if i took a cushion out, What a way to earn a living
    I was going to ask if they turned up. Cheeky feckers got some front aint they? Not had any direct dealings with this lot yet but thanks for the info. Cannot trust supermarkets either. Lidl sell litre bottles of cooking oil for 99p, or you can buy the 2 litre bottles that cost well over £2 ???? Not just them either, all supermarkets are at it.  What are you doing today?? 1498946960



    Adventure before dementia!!! What are you doing today?? 294053457
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun 1 Mar 2015 - 21:05

    Tried to start motorbike this morning but nowt happening. Its got a kick start too which starts it first time so not too big a deal. Put it all back together and decided too spray all connections with WD40, thought no more about it until Fred came out. He pressed the button and it works.  What are you doing today?? 3275847336 What are you doing today?? 3275847336 What are you doing today?? 3275847336 Fecking hours I have spent checking everything.  What are you doing today?? 1498946960  If it keeps working its going on Gumtree, it owes me now.  What are you doing today?? 3025408739
    By the way Fred is out of his wheelchair now and on crutches.



    Adventure before dementia!!! What are you doing today?? 294053457
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    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 2 Mar 2015 - 8:21

    Jap electrics not good, WD not good either, Get some electrical spray much better,  What are you doing today?? 3270238728 

    Well done Freddie What are you doing today?? 962536704
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    Post by 3rdforum on Mon 2 Mar 2015 - 9:18

    Good to hear Freddie is up and about.






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    Post by Mermaid on Mon 2 Mar 2015 - 19:05

    great to hear Freddie is out of the wheelchair



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue 3 Mar 2015 - 19:16

    Yep he is mobile again. Bike is still starting..... What are you doing today?? 3275847336 What are you doing today?? 3275847336 What are you doing today?? 3275847336  Good, I will sell it then. 
    Painted the frame of what was going to be my new bike today in Hammerite black. The other bits are going to be Old English white, my favourite car colour, he better not smash this one up. Although it is much older it is far better build quality, not a single sheared bolt!!!!



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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 3 Mar 2015 - 19:19

    Watched TT bike crashes on Utube today, 1 comes over a bridge and straight in to a wall, No rush lads he's well dead, Mental What are you doing today?? 1498946960
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue 3 Mar 2015 - 19:22

    Testosterone.......



    Adventure before dementia!!! What are you doing today?? 294053457
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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 4 Mar 2015 - 1:04

    Update:-
    No boats with Vince.
    No planes with Dermo.
    No motorbikes sold by Vince.
    And on a positive note, apartments by Mcqueen, ok., as with sausages by Topdog...
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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 4 Mar 2015 - 7:52

    What are you doing today?? 294053457
    Cant remember the last time i had a sausage What are you doing today?? 3275847336
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 4 Mar 2015 - 8:37

    Hospital appointment today. That's a month of antibiotics and other tablets taken. Probably get biopsies taken today as long as the prostate isn't too "tender" like last time.



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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 4 Mar 2015 - 9:19

    Good luck cam What are you doing today?? 294053457
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 4 Mar 2015 - 9:57

    Cheers Reg! What are you doing today?? Restin10



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    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 4 Mar 2015 - 12:22

    Hope to Doc blows on his fingers first! What are you doing today?? 3025408739 Good luck pal! Its not as bad as you think.






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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 4 Mar 2015 - 14:27

    Just got back from the dentist, What are you doing today?? 2681204924 New hygienist, ex brick layer i think What are you doing today?? 2419626307 Pain city
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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 4 Mar 2015 - 14:38

    What was she wearing...

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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 4 Mar 2015 - 15:09

    Adam Mint wrote:What was she wearing...

    What are you doing today?? 2761542443
    Nothing to set the imagination off for sure What are you doing today?? 1498946960  I knew a dental nurse once What are you doing today?? 2839888827
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 4 Mar 2015 - 15:55

    He didn't do it! He's putting me on more Naproxin (anti-inflammatory) for a couple of months because I told him I got a lot of relief from that the 10 days he prescribed! He's also putting me on long term Tamsulosin. He seems pretty convinced it's non-cancerous so I'm really relieved about that! I've got another appointment in 6 weeks and I have to get my blood tested again 2 weeks before. (He got the result of the last blood test about 2 weeks ago and it was still showing a PSA level of 7.3.)



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    Post by searcher on Wed 4 Mar 2015 - 16:37

    Mcqueen wrote:Just got back from the dentist, What are you doing today?? 2681204924 New hygienist, ex brick layer i think What are you doing today?? 2419626307 Pain city
    Used to call mine a physio terrorist
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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 4 Mar 2015 - 17:39

    Sue the younger one i had before she left was real gentle,
    plus she had a nice firm pair she made a (point ) of rubbing against you as she did the work,
    Took your mind off being at the dentists, I mean if your paying hard earned you need comforting
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    Post by Adam Mint on Fri 6 Mar 2015 - 12:42

    Nothing at the moment, but last night we won the quiz so I don't feel one bit as if I'm being lazy...

    Question that comes up a lot in quizzes is "Where is such and such a letter placed on a keyboard", now we, the quiz team, all use keyboards daily either for bussiness or pleasure, me, on the lap top I'm a two finger typist, on the iPad a one figure cos I'm holding it in my other hand, but either way I find the letters I want to type almost without looking, Annie can touch type, but when the quiz question comes up asking where a certain letter is on the keyboard we all start imaginary typing, we allways get the answer but no one just blurts it out straight away,,, why?

    So here we go, and let's know how long it takes you,  "which two letters are either side of V"...
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    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 6 Mar 2015 - 14:03

    C&B I just looked What are you doing today?? 3275847336
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    Post by Adam Mint on Fri 6 Mar 2015 - 14:20

    You'd be fu#king great in a quiz you wouldn't you be,,, YOU AINT ALLOWED TO FECKIN LOOK.......

    ARGHHHHHHHHHHH......

    I need a drink...

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    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 6 Mar 2015 - 14:44

    How am i going to know if i dont look What are you doing today?? 3025408739
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    Post by Adam Mint on Fri 6 Mar 2015 - 15:10

    Do you have to look for your dick everytime you go for a piss...


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