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    Happy Paddys day

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    Topdog
     
     

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    Happy Paddys day

    Post by Topdog on Tue 17 Mar 2015 - 23:22

    Two paddies were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one man digging a hole, the other filling it in again.
    An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it - why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
    The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick.'"
    One night, Mrs McMillen answers the door to see her husbands best friend, Paddy, standing on the doorstep.
    "Hello Paddy, but where is my husband? He went with you to the beer factory"
    Paddy shook his head. "Ah Mrs McMillen, there was a terrible accident at the beer factory, your husband fell into a vat of Guinness stout and drowned"
    Mrs McMillen starts crying. "Oh don't tell me that, did he at least go quickly?"
    Paddy shakes his head. "Not really - he got out 3 times to pee!"
    --
    An Irishman was flustered not being able to find a parking space in a large mall's parking lot.
    "Lord,"he prayed,"I can't stand this.If you open a space up for me,I swear I'll give up drinking me whiskey, and I promise to go to church every Sunday."
    Suddenly, the clouds parted and the sun shone on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the man said,"Never mind,I found one."
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    Campbell Brodie
     
     

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    Re: Happy Paddys day

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 18 Mar 2015 - 18:01




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