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    Farage's new book

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    Farage's new book

    Post by Gypsy on Sat 21 Feb 2015 - 19:05

    A guy goes into a Polish shop and asks the shopkeeper, have you got the new Nigel Farage book?

    The shopkeeper says, F ***off, get out and don't come back!

    The guy says, Yes that's the one.





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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 21 Feb 2015 - 21:05

    Like it
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    Re: Farage's new book

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sat 21 Feb 2015 - 21:10

    Porn is coming up on the banner, says warning, explicit pictures of someone you know. 



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 22 Feb 2015 - 8:34

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Porn is coming up on the banner, says warning, explicit pictures of someone you know. 

    Don't believe it Vince! It was consensual and she said she was 18!



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    Post by Gypsy on Sun 22 Feb 2015 - 10:15

     Thought you only got adverts relating to stuff you had been searching for earlier 





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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 22 Feb 2015 - 10:35

    Thats right, I've been getting the RAC on my case
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    Post by Joel David on Sun 22 Feb 2015 - 12:28

    Gypsy wrote:A guy goes into a Polish shop and asks the shopkeeper, have you got the new Nigel Farage book?

    The shopkeeper says, F ***off, get out and don't come back!

    The guy says, Yes that's the one.

     Like that.



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    Post by 3rdforum on Sun 22 Feb 2015 - 17:46

    I keep getting stuff to make my willy bigger!






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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun 22 Feb 2015 - 19:57

    Well this is normally true but I havent been on any porn sites so very strange.



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    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 22 Feb 2015 - 20:02

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun 22 Feb 2015 - 20:12

    Might have been the kids I reckon.......... Austin Mitchell retiring MP for Grimsby has done Mr Farage a big favour.   Thats his peerage out the window then. Next.......



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 22 Feb 2015 - 21:42

    Austin Mitchell started out with Yorkshire TV just down the road ,
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    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 22 Feb 2015 - 22:00

    Can't wait to hear the explanation...

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31575913
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    Post by searcher on Sun 22 Feb 2015 - 23:01

    Probably thought he was a black catholic
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Mon 23 Feb 2015 - 18:01

    I know an ex RUC and I can assure you he is a very nice chap. Anyway us blokes get half pissed with our mates, get singing a few songs and one thing leads to another. Its called being a man. Nobody was hurt and probably few peeps were shocked or even mildly surprised. Of course the West Ham fans should have limited themselves to singing about blowing bubbles rather than the one I guess they were singing, I'd rather be P**i than a Y*d. Although I suspect that may not necessarily be the case these days.....



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