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    Confucius Says

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    BobMac
     
     

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    Confucius Says

    Post by BobMac on Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 14:21




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    Adam Mint
     
     

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    Re: Confucius Says

    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 14:32

    Adam says, that's a load of balls...
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    Campbell Brodie
     
     

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    Re: Confucius Says

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 17:22

    Clever ...and true! lol!



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    Re: Confucius Says

    Post by 3rdforum on Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 17:31

    One of the lads in my flat was pissed one night and had fallen asleep in the chair. Another fella said "Do you want to see something really funny?". He sprayed zippo lighter fluid on yer man's crotch and set fire to it. He then woke him up. What followed was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Yer man woke up, saw his balls were on fire, blinked a couple of times, then jumped up and started slapping himself in the nuts trying to put out the flames.  After a few seconds he grabbed a cushion and jammed it against his balls to smother the fire. The feckin tears were flowing down my face!! When he checked, there wasn't a trace of the fire on his jeans. The lad that sprayed it showed us a trick. He sprayed the fluid very quickly on his bare arm and lit it. The flames burned for a few seconds but his skin was untouched. Very impressive but I wouldn't do it myself!






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    Re: Confucius Says

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 17:33

    We didnt feck about we used semtex Messy
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    Re: Confucius Says

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 17:38




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