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    Bitter Sweet

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    3rdforum
     
     

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    Bitter Sweet

    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 28 Jan 2015 - 16:02

    From a member of Daryn's Majorca forum



    Mr Cadbury met Mss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa. "I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts" he replied. He touched her Creme Eggs and slipped his hand into her Snickers. He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight. But 3 days later his sherbet dib dab started to itch. Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he's got bloody Allsorts.






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    Re: Bitter Sweet

    Post by maxheadroom on Wed 28 Jan 2015 - 17:06

    “I heard a rumor that Cadbury`s are bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be called a Chinese Wispa.”
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    Re: Bitter Sweet

    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 28 Jan 2015 - 17:09

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    Re: Bitter Sweet

    Post by maxheadroom on Wed 28 Jan 2015 - 17:34

    I think that Scotland should have remained out of the UK until they learn how to say "Cadbury Curly Wurly", "Murder" and "Burglar Alarm" properly. 
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    Re: Bitter Sweet

    Post by Gypsy on Wed 28 Jan 2015 - 19:09

    maxheadroom wrote:I think that Scotland should have remained out of the UK until they learn how to say "Cadbury Curly Wurly", "Murder" and "Burglar Alarm" properly. 

    ROFL.   You could get yourself banned before you even get going.  Did nobody tell you that the strap line for the forum is Glesga and beyond....
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    Re: Bitter Sweet

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed 28 Jan 2015 - 19:20

    Buns Night is good, if you like haggis n nips.........



    Adventure before dementia!!!
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    Re: Bitter Sweet

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 28 Jan 2015 - 20:00

    Awainbileyerheids!



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    Re: Bitter Sweet

    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 28 Jan 2015 - 20:09

    The Lone Ranger wrote:Awainbileyerheids!
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    Re: Bitter Sweet

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed 28 Jan 2015 - 20:22

    Think we gotta boil our heads Reg. Talking of boiling are you snowed in yet up North?



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    Re: Bitter Sweet

    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 28 Jan 2015 - 20:38

    We have a light dusting of snow Probably 2 feet deep, but its still at it snowplough
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    Re: Bitter Sweet

    Post by maxheadroom on Wed 28 Jan 2015 - 20:50

    For anyone wondering what you get for donating to the UK Government, below is a handy price breakdown.

    Dinner with the Prime Minister David Cameron = £1 Million.

    Dinner with the Chancellor George Osborne = £750,000.

    Dinner with Nick Clegg = Half a bag of chips and a Cadbury´s Curly Wurly 
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    Re: Bitter Sweet

    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 28 Jan 2015 - 22:38

    TVT's cousin!






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    Re: Bitter Sweet

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 29 Jan 2015 - 8:16


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