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    My Sat Nav -

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    Gypsy
     
     

    Spain Female Posts : 12041
    Join date : 2011-08-14
    Age : 70

    My Sat Nav -

    Post by Gypsy on Mon 19 Jan 2015 - 17:46

    I have a little satnav, It sits there in my car
    A satnav is a driver's friend, It tells you where you are.
    I have a little satnav, I've had it all my life
    It's better than the normal ones, My Satnav is my wife.


    It gives me full instructions, especially how to drive
    "It's sixty miles an hour", it says, "You're doing sixty five".
    It tells me when to stop and start, And when to use the brake
    And tells me that it's never ever, Safe to overtake.

    It tells me when a light is red, And when it goes to green
    It seems to know instinctively, Just when to intervene.
    It lists the vehicles just in front, And all those to the rear
    And taking this into account, It specifies my gear.

    I'm sure no other driver, Has so helpful a device
    For when we leave and lock the car, It still gives its advice.
    It fills me up with counselling, Each journey's pretty fraught
    So why don't I exchange it, And get a quieter sort?

    Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, Makes sure I'm properly fed
    It washes all my shirts and things, And keeps me warm in bed!
    Despite all these advantages, And my tendency to scoff,
    I only wish that now and then, I could turn the bugger off.


    Pam Ayres.......





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    3rdforum
     
     

    Ireland Male Posts : 19211
    Join date : 2011-08-30
    Age : 46
    Location : Ireland

    Re: My Sat Nav -

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    Mcqueen
     
     

    England Male Posts : 23751
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 63
    Location : England

    Re: My Sat Nav -

    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 19 Jan 2015 - 18:20

    I like her - a lot, and that Victoria wood, Bend me over backwards over a hostess trolly
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    Mermaid
     
     

    Scotland Female Posts : 8718
    Join date : 2011-08-14
    Location : Scotland

    Re: My Sat Nav -

    Post by Mermaid on Mon 19 Jan 2015 - 21:08

    love it G



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