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    Birth pains...

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    Campbell Brodie
     
     

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    Birth pains...

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 11 Jan 2015 - 18:34

    A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
    Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s pain to the baby's father.
    He asked if they were willing to try it out. they were both very much in favour of it.
    The doctor set the pain transfer to 10%, for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain the father had ever experienced before.
    However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and "kick it up a notch."
    The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.
    The husband was still feeling fine.
    The doctor checked the husband’s blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing at this point, they decided to try for 50%. the husband continued to feel quite well.
    Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
    The wife delivered a healthy baby boy with virtually no pain.
    She and her husband were ecstatic.



    When they got home, the milk man was dead on the porch...



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    Mcqueen
     
     

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    Re: Birth pains...

    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 11 Jan 2015 - 19:25

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