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    Toilet Humour

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    3rdforum
     
     

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    Toilet Humour

    Post by 3rdforum on Thu 30 Oct 2014 - 14:18

    A group of primary school children go on a trip to Ascot races to learn about races.
    When it's time to take the children to the toilet it is decided that the girls will go with one teacher and the boys with the other.
    The teacher assigned to the boys is waiting outside when one of the boys comes out to tell her that none of them can reach the urinal.
    Having no choice , she goes inside and helps the boys with their pants and begins hoisting the boys up one by one holding their willies to direct the flow.
    As she lifts one boy she can't help but notice that he is unusually well endowed. Trying not to stare she says...
    "You must be in fourth class"
    "No Love" he replies.
    "I'm riding Silver Shadow in the 2.15.






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    Re: Toilet Humour

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 30 Oct 2014 - 15:13

    Have some of this
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    Re: Toilet Humour

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 30 Oct 2014 - 15:15

    See if it ends up on the other side like my joke did
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    Re: Toilet Humour

    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 30 Oct 2014 - 15:39

    Who posted it...
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    Re: Toilet Humour

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 30 Oct 2014 - 15:48

    Have a looky
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    Re: Toilet Humour

    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 30 Oct 2014 - 16:05

    Just did, not telling ya...

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    Re: Toilet Humour

    Post by Gypsy on Thu 30 Oct 2014 - 16:07

    Just looked and can´t see it   give us a link
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    Re: Toilet Humour

    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 30 Oct 2014 - 16:09

    I typed joke in the serching box, amd went to the joke thread, it eas on last page...
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    Re: Toilet Humour

    Post by Gypsy on Thu 30 Oct 2014 - 16:23

    Ah the Fiat Uno Audi Quatro joke, thought it was the kid in the wardrobe 
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    Re: Toilet Humour

    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 30 Oct 2014 - 16:28

    That was 3rd...
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    Re: Toilet Humour

    Post by 3rdforum on Thu 30 Oct 2014 - 16:35

    who's T-shirt then? That you Minty??







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