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    9year old hides in his mum's closet

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    3rdforum
     
     

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    9year old hides in his mum's closet

    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 29 Oct 2014 - 23:35

    A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
    One day, her 9-year-old son hides in the closet during one of her romps. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides the lover in the closet.
    The little boy says, “it’s dark in here.”
    The man whispers, “yes, it is.”
    “I have a baseball,” the boy responds.
    “That’s nice.”
    “Want to buy it?”
    “No, thanks.”
    “My dad’s outside.”
    “Okay, how much?”
    “$250.”
    In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom’s lover end up in the closet together.
    “It’s dark in here,” the boy begins.
    “Yes, it is.”
    “I have a baseball glove.”
    The man thinks about the last time they were in the closet together, and decided to cut to the chase — “How much?”
    “$750.”
    “Fine.”
    A few days later, the father says to the boy, “grab your ball and glove. Let’s go outside and play some catch!”
    “I can’t. I sold them.”
    “How much did you sell them for?”
    “$1,000,” the boy replies, smilingly widely.
    His father responds, “it’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That’s way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church to confess.”
    The two go to church, and the boy’s father escorts him to the confession booth. Once inside, the boy states, “it’s dark in here.”
    The priest replies, “don’t start that crap again!”






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    Adam Mint
     
     

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    Re: 9year old hides in his mum's closet

    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 29 Oct 2014 - 23:56

    Priest, kid, dark wardrobe, money,,, mmmm...
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    Re: 9year old hides in his mum's closet

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 30 Oct 2014 - 7:58

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    Re: 9year old hides in his mum's closet

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 30 Oct 2014 - 17:02




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    Re: 9year old hides in his mum's closet

    Post by Topdog on Sat 1 Nov 2014 - 21:09

    how come the priest had the Mom and not the son
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    Re: 9year old hides in his mum's closet

    Post by Gypsy on Sat 1 Nov 2014 - 21:44

    Topdog wrote:how come the priest had the Mom and not the son

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    Re: 9year old hides in his mum's closet

    Post by 3rdforum on Sat 1 Nov 2014 - 22:00

    I was thinking that myself






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    Re: 9year old hides in his mum's closet

    Post by Topdog on Sat 1 Nov 2014 - 22:56

    what you were thinking of having the son, dirty feck 

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