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    Car trouble


    England Male Posts : 27593
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 64
    Location : England

    Car trouble

    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 28 Oct 2014 - 13:25

    5 Blokes in an Audi Quattro try to board the ferry over to france, They get to the front and a Lass called Tracey walks over and says "You cant come on here their is 5 of you and its an Audi quattro which means 4", Driver go's "Thats the name of the car not how many of us in it. "
    Tracey says "Dont care your not coming on " Bloke "I want to see the supervisor NOW" 
    "Tracey ?  says  Sharon? well you cant she's busy with those 2 twats in the Fiat Uno"

    Ireland Male Posts : 21222
    Join date : 2011-08-30
    Age : 48
    Location : Ireland

    Re: Car trouble

    Post by 3rdforum on Tue 28 Oct 2014 - 13:56


    Spain Female Posts : 12706
    Join date : 2011-08-14

    Re: Car trouble

    Post by Gypsy on Tue 28 Oct 2014 - 14:09

    Campbell Brodie

    Scotland Male Posts : 45054
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 63
    Location : Scotland

    Re: Car trouble

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 28 Oct 2014 - 18:34

    Women and cars...I dunno...

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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 13658
    Join date : 2011-08-15
    Age : 64
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

    Re: Car trouble

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue 28 Oct 2014 - 19:00

    Essex girls names, sure it wasnt Harwich to Holland?

    Adventure before dementia!!!
    Adam Mint

    Scotland Male Posts : 21085
    Join date : 2011-10-07
    Age : 53

    Re: Car trouble

    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 28 Oct 2014 - 21:19

    And if you've got a Renault Twingo...

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