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    GREATER SCOTTISH EMPIRE

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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 22 Nov 2014 - 8:12

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    Post by Topdog on Sat 22 Nov 2014 - 8:39

    fecked no matter what
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 22 Nov 2014 - 9:30

    Looks like we are going to get an "Independence" paper...[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 22 Nov 2014 - 10:11

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 22 Nov 2014 - 10:17

    Yeah, that'll be about the most use for it, then you can wipe your arse with it after you're finished! GREATER SCOTTISH EMPIRE - Page 2 3025408739



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 22 Nov 2014 - 10:21

    GREATER SCOTTISH EMPIRE - Page 2 3025408739  Daily skid mark GREATER SCOTTISH EMPIRE - Page 2 878948377 Good title
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    Post by Guest on Sat 22 Nov 2014 - 23:07

    12,000 people turn up for SNP ...the scottish tory youth conference was cancelled as only sold 12 tickets
    SNP membership up to 93,000 (UKIP 39,000) 
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    Post by Guest on Wed 26 Nov 2014 - 21:33

    ALL INCOME TAXES RAISED IN SCOTLAND TO BE GIVEN TO SCOTLAND .....me think lots of ´´new ´´ scots moving up there if its 1p less then LONDASTAN
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 27 Nov 2014 - 18:16

    Just been watching the news  GREATER SCOTTISH EMPIRE - Page 2 2419626307 
    WTF! Looks like we have a new petulent child, Scotland its called. This pathetic wishy washy government have bowed to all their demands, who the fucks gonna pay? Here you are son, take my credit card, spend spend spend.  GREATER SCOTTISH EMPIRE - Page 2 1498946960 GREATER SCOTTISH EMPIRE - Page 2 1498946960



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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 27 Nov 2014 - 18:20

    Its a bit like Ireland, Send tons of money over to stop them carrying on, Let all the nutters out of jail too,
    We dont know the half of it, Delorean just one bit GREATER SCOTTISH EMPIRE - Page 2 1498946960 Feck knows were it all comes from GREATER SCOTTISH EMPIRE - Page 2 2472758156
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    Post by 3rdforum on Thu 27 Nov 2014 - 18:50

    10 to 12 billion a year N.I. is costing the British taxpayer GREATER SCOTTISH EMPIRE - Page 2 2472758156 . We don't see any of it this side of the border though GREATER SCOTTISH EMPIRE - Page 2 2681204924 .






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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 27 Nov 2014 - 19:01

    We dont see any of it either GREATER SCOTTISH EMPIRE - Page 2 1498946960 We give it all away, That kent Geldoff wants to feck right off too
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 27 Nov 2014 - 21:33

    3rdforum wrote:10 to 12 billion a year N.I. is costing the British taxpayer GREATER SCOTTISH EMPIRE - Page 2 2472758156 . We don't see any of it this side of the border though GREATER SCOTTISH EMPIRE - Page 2 2681204924 .
    Well, you have saved 12 billion then.



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    Post by 3rdforum on Thu 27 Nov 2014 - 21:39

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 27 Nov 2014 - 21:54

    GB seems to be the worlds favourite country, everybody wants to come. Shut the gates quick!



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    Post by Guest on Fri 28 Nov 2014 - 21:22

    Perfectspecimen wrote:GB seems to be the worlds favourite country, everybody wants to come. Shut the gates quick!
    no its a dump ,and thats why all the rubbish wants to go there ..No ID cards so no one knows who is legal or not ..no checks on NHS so anyone can get free treatment . no checks on getting driving licence/NI number ...but dont worry SCOTLAND (and maybe north england) will leave you to sort out the mess ...good luck
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 28 Nov 2014 - 21:25

    So just exactly why did you run away to Tenerife? Answers on a postcard please.........



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    Post by Guest on Fri 28 Nov 2014 - 23:36

    Perfectspecimen wrote:So just exactly why did you run away to Tenerife? Answers on a postcard please.........
    VAT 7%
    cheapest petrol in europe
    almost no speed cameras
    3 bed house for €20,000
    latino chicas
    warmest place in europe in winter
    no crime
    no TV licence
    water rates €80 a year
    rates €150 a year
    more latino chicas
    weather
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    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 28 Nov 2014 - 23:42

    where can you get a 3 bed for 20000 grand???






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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 28 Nov 2014 - 23:50

    Salto, caves are even cheaper.  GREATER SCOTTISH EMPIRE - Page 2 3025408739



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    Post by Guest on Sat 29 Nov 2014 - 2:45

    3rdforum wrote:where can you get a 3 bed for 20000 grand???
    in my village ...rents are €180 a month ....
    wages are only €600 a month around here GREATER SCOTTISH EMPIRE - Page 2 2419626307

    or you could dig a hole in the garden ,fill it with water
    stick massive metal grills on the windows 
    change name of local bar to ´´dog and duck´´
    move in romans next door 
    and stick it under a flight path,complete with cancerogenic chemical solvent droplets 
    and charge 150,000 for a room with a bed ands a cooker in it 
    "the finest trick of the devil was to sell you south tenerife´´  GREATER SCOTTISH EMPIRE - Page 2 2472758156
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    Post by Gypsy on Sat 29 Nov 2014 - 12:39

    But like the devil, we also enjoy a bit of heat.  Not much of that Up North.... always peeing down, and when it isn´t it is covered in cloud.  These last couple of days have shown just HOW BAD it is up there while we have been let off with a few gusts of wind.

    No thank you we will stay where we are GREATER SCOTTISH EMPIRE - Page 2 1498946960
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 29 Nov 2014 - 13:12

    I'll second that, GREATER SCOTTISH EMPIRE - Page 2 294053457
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    Post by Guest on Sat 29 Nov 2014 - 19:59

    Gypsy wrote:But like the devil, we also enjoy a bit of heat.  Not much of that Up North.... always peeing down, and when it isn´t it is covered in cloud.  These last couple of days have shown just HOW BAD it is up there while we have been let off with a few gusts of wind.

    No thank you we will stay where we are :Frown:so
    yes we get some rain ,but i have oranges and roses growing all year ,chesnut trees down the road ,large oaks ,in fact its like living in england during the spring ...i still sunbath in the garden during feb - 
    why i would want to move to a desert with salt and sand dust blowing around ,and its nothing like as warm as it was a few years ago ....
    people pay more in ´´service´´ charges then i pay all year for all my bills ....  GREATER SCOTTISH EMPIRE - Page 2 3275847336
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    Post by Adam Mint on Sat 29 Nov 2014 - 21:56

    Can't knock that can you...

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