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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 15:43

    Yeah, I know, I've had it before! lol!



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    Put you off turning gay Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 3025408739
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    Post by 3rdforum on Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 18:11

    What was it that Billy Connolly said? "I kinda get what gay people see in it. Didn't like the "going in" bit, but coming out wasn't too bad at all!" Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 2485877773 Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 2485877773






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    Post by Mermaid on Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 18:15

    evening



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    2 blokes in the bank yesterday holding hands in the queue Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 1498946960 What with them and a lookie lookie type jigging about like he was on something, i couldnt wait to get out Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 3025408739
    Not safe in your own bank theses days, I felt like defecting to HSBC Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 16779677
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    Good evening, its dark, pizza tonight.
    Have you tried the potato salad with fromage frais they sell in Lidl? Right yummy it is, comes in a big 1kg pot. I had no idea what fromage frais was the first time apart from French.  Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 3025408739



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    Post by marbro8 on Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 19:22

    The Lone Ranger wrote:I spoke too soon, been to the loo 4 times already this morning. Hospital phoned to tell me my Colonoscopy is arranged for Thursday week. (That'll be fun... Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 3913804730 ).
    just a thought cam,i was going to the loo on average 16 times a day showing blood on the bog roll back in 97,they diagnosed me with crohns disease,under control now with medication and steroids when i get a flair up,but having said that you couldn't go for days and now you have gone to shitting for scotland so Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 3275847336
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    Mcqueen wrote:2 blokes in the bank yesterday holding hands in the queue Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 1498946960 What with them and a lookie lookie type jigging about like he was on something, i couldnt wait to get out Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 3025408739
    Not safe in your own bank theses days, I felt like defecting to HSBC Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 16779677
    defect to santander 123 account you get loads of benefits Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 294053457 i'm thinking of doing it cus we got our mortgage with em
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    Start yer own Reg! Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 294053457






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    I'm too soft, I would be giving it away Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 2472758156 nosey  Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 3025408739
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    Morning all. Mist lifting and blue skies starting to show...



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    morningall. cracking day here.






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    Morning members, Sun city Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 294053457
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    Post by Adam Mint on Fri 10 Oct 2014 - 13:12

    marbro8 wrote:
    Mcqueen wrote:2 blokes in the bank yesterday holding hands in the queue Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 1498946960 What with them and a lookie lookie type jigging about like he was on something, i couldnt wait to get out Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 3025408739
    Not safe in your own bank theses days, I felt like defecting to HSBC Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 16779677
    defect to santander 123 account you get loads of benefits Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 294053457 i'm thinking of doing it cus we got our mortgage with em

    Yip, that accounts ok, you gotta have £500 going in each month to get the 3% interest, so I ping pong £500 between it and a Nationwide account on a standing order each month,  problem is there is a ceiling on the amount they pay the %3 interest on, I tried to open more than one account, but was told that wasn't allowed (spoilsport), apart from the %3 intrest you get up to %3 cash back on certain credit card purchases, petrol, shopping, holidays etc...

    Informative forum this... Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 1483819851

    Oh, and if your what they call a select customer (over X amount of pennies in the piggy bank) you get extra benefits such as charge free use of Santander cash machines abroad and charge free credit card use if you purchase in local currency...

    Very informitive forum this... Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 1483819851
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    Santander has the worst customer record for banks ? Or did i dream it Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 3275847336
    First direct has the best customer record,
    Why am i still with Barclays ? Feck knows Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 16779677 , I will change promise,
    In tenerife i am with Banco Etcheveria, Why ? because its at the top of the street Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 3025408739
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    Afternoon bankers, I heard last week a person is more likely to get divorced than change their bank. Been with the Black Horse for 25 years, previous to that was Barclays.



    Adventure before dementia!!! Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 294053457
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    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 10 Oct 2014 - 14:11

    Divorce and banks are the same thing, They take your money Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 2472758156
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    Post by Adam Mint on Fri 10 Oct 2014 - 14:19

    Mcqueen wrote:Santander has the worst customer record for banks ? Or did i dream it Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 3275847336
    First direct has the best customer record,
    Why am i still with Barclays ? Feck knows Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 16779677 , I will change promise,
    In tenerife i am with Banco Etcheveria, Why ? because its at the top of the street Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 3025408739

    I don't give a shit about the customer service, what's the interest rate...


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    afternoon. going to rain now. Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 2681204924



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    FFS where's everyone gone...

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    Good morning members, I just logged on Adam, you made me jump Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 3025408739
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    Is it broke Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 3275847336
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sat 11 Oct 2014 - 20:36

    Hi, its not a data thingy anyway. Must be peeps doing stuff. Completed last nights first solo night passage, I shall award myself a certificate. Didnt even get wet.  Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. 2419626307



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