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    Constipation.

    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:27 pm

    Mcqueen wrote:
    marbro8 wrote:
    Mcqueen wrote:End up with a torn rim if you try too hard, Ask me how i know Constipation. - Page 2 1498946960 Blady tablets,
    cus i've got crohns disease i aint ad a solid shit since 1997 so no fear of me getting one Constipation. - Page 2 3025408739
    We shall call you Skid Mark then Constipation. - Page 2 3025408739
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    WeeBoabfaeGovan
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    Post by WeeBoabfaeGovan on Tue Sep 30, 2014 5:49 am

    Talking of constipation I have the opposite its called diverticular disease of the stomach have to watch my diet
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    Post by WeeBoabfaeGovan on Tue Sep 30, 2014 5:51 am

    sorry have to leave now the toilet is calling
    Topdog
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    Post by Topdog on Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:40 am

    Dear oh dear this conversation seems to be running away with us, think you lot need to firm up a bit, well not Cam. I have a problem its called eating too many Naga chillis.
    marbro8
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    Post by marbro8 on Tue Sep 30, 2014 4:19 pm

    Mcqueen wrote:
    marbro8 wrote:
    Mcqueen wrote:End up with a torn rim if you try too hard, Ask me how i know Constipation. - Page 2 1498946960 Blady tablets,
    cus i've got crohns disease i aint ad a solid shit since 1997 so no fear of me getting one Constipation. - Page 2 3025408739
    We shall call you Skid Mark then Constipation. - Page 2 3025408739
    Constipation. - Page 2 3025408739 Constipation. - Page 2 3025408739 classic
    marbro8
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    Post by marbro8 on Tue Sep 30, 2014 4:20 pm

    Topdog wrote:Dear oh dear this conversation seems to be running away with us, think you lot need to firm up a bit, well not Cam. I have a problem its called eating too many Naga chillis.
    i think that my whole digestive track is fecked,i have got an hiatus hernia so if i ate one of those it would kill me both ends Constipation. - Page 2 3025408739
    Perfectspecimen
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue Sep 30, 2014 7:46 pm

    Skid Mark,  Constipation. - Page 2 3025408739  I dont know who writes his scripts but they are bloody funny sometimes. Anyway is Walsall in the black country? Or just in the brown zone.........



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    marbro8
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    Post by marbro8 on Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:34 pm

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Skid Mark,  Constipation. - Page 2 3025408739  I dont know who writes his scripts but they are bloody funny sometimes. Anyway is Walsall in the black country? Or just in the brown zone.........
    ye he is funny tbf,that's what probably got him banned from the other forum Constipation. - Page 2 3025408739 and yes i am in the black country,actually named for the black smoke that could be seen coming from the foundry's,little did they know it would actually be known as the black country for other reasons  Constipation. - Page 2 2839888827
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue Sep 30, 2014 9:11 pm

    Be aware, the government are talking about sorting you extremists out.  Constipation. - Page 2 506932706



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    marbro8
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    Post by marbro8 on Tue Sep 30, 2014 9:39 pm

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Be aware, the government are talking about sorting you extremists out.  Constipation. - Page 2 506932706
    the thing is though i aint an extremist,i work with some great black and asian guys,and they are good mates,BUT,i just don't like all the shit we have to take from the crappy eu,and all the dole dossing immigrant freeloaders that come over here just to get all the hard earned money my parents and me have put in,and the pick pocketing romanian twats that we don't just have to put up with in the uk but i tenerife as well Angry2
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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue Sep 30, 2014 9:42 pm

    Go on Skid, dont hold back Constipation. - Page 2 3025408739
    marbro8
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    Post by marbro8 on Tue Sep 30, 2014 9:44 pm

    Mcqueen wrote:Go on Skid, dont hold back Constipation. - Page 2 3025408739
    you av started sumat now,i aint guna live that name dowm Constipation. - Page 2 3025408739
    Mcqueen
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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue Sep 30, 2014 9:45 pm

    Could be worse, could be Mary Constipation. - Page 2 3025408739
    marbro8
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    Post by marbro8 on Tue Sep 30, 2014 9:48 pm

    Mcqueen wrote:Could be worse, could be Mary Constipation. - Page 2 3025408739
    Constipation. - Page 2 3025408739 thank feck for small mercy's Constipation. - Page 2 3025408739
    Mcqueen
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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue Sep 30, 2014 9:57 pm

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    Post by Topdog on Tue Sep 30, 2014 11:39 pm

    skid Mary nah......... Constipation. - Page 2 3025408739
    WeeBoabfaeGovan
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    Post by WeeBoabfaeGovan on Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:19 pm

    sometimes I wonder if I am on the same planet as you guys freaks me out
    marbro8
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    Post by marbro8 on Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:21 pm

    WeeBoabfaeGovan wrote:sometimes I wonder if I am on the same planet as you guys freaks me out
    tell me about it!!!! i av only been back on for a few days and i am starting to question my own sanity Constipation. - Page 2 3025408739 or should that read sanitary Constipation. - Page 2 3025408739
    3rdforum
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    Post by 3rdforum on Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:58 pm

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    Mcqueen
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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed Oct 01, 2014 5:04 pm

    We aim to be different weather
    3rdforum
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    Post by 3rdforum on Wed Oct 01, 2014 5:07 pm

    WeeBoabfaeGovan wrote:sometimes I wonder if I am on the same planet as you guys freaks me out
    Topdog has a cross dressing alter ego called Mary. Constipation. - Page 2 3025408739






    marbro8
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    Post by marbro8 on Wed Oct 01, 2014 5:40 pm

    3rdforum wrote:
    WeeBoabfaeGovan wrote:sometimes I wonder if I am on the same planet as you guys freaks me out
    Topdog has a cross dressing alter ego called Mary. Constipation. - Page 2 3025408739
    Constipation. - Page 2 3025408739 Constipation. - Page 2 3025408739
    Topdog
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    Post by Topdog on Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:44 pm

    Yes he doesn´t

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