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    Constipation.

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    Campbell Brodie
     
     

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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 18:27

    Mcqueen wrote:
    marbro8 wrote:
    Mcqueen wrote:End up with a torn rim if you try too hard, Ask me how i know Blady tablets,
    cus i've got crohns disease i aint ad a solid shit since 1997 so no fear of me getting one
    We shall call you Skid Mark then



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    WeeBoabfaeGovan
     
     

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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by WeeBoabfaeGovan on Tue 30 Sep 2014 - 5:49

    Talking of constipation I have the opposite its called diverticular disease of the stomach have to watch my diet
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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by WeeBoabfaeGovan on Tue 30 Sep 2014 - 5:51

    sorry have to leave now the toilet is calling
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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by Topdog on Tue 30 Sep 2014 - 8:40

    Dear oh dear this conversation seems to be running away with us, think you lot need to firm up a bit, well not Cam. I have a problem its called eating too many Naga chillis.
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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by marbro8 on Tue 30 Sep 2014 - 16:19

    Mcqueen wrote:
    marbro8 wrote:
    Mcqueen wrote:End up with a torn rim if you try too hard, Ask me how i know Blady tablets,
    cus i've got crohns disease i aint ad a solid shit since 1997 so no fear of me getting one
    We shall call you Skid Mark then
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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by marbro8 on Tue 30 Sep 2014 - 16:20

    Topdog wrote:Dear oh dear this conversation seems to be running away with us, think you lot need to firm up a bit, well not Cam. I have a problem its called eating too many Naga chillis.
    i think that my whole digestive track is fecked,i have got an hiatus hernia so if i ate one of those it would kill me both ends
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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue 30 Sep 2014 - 19:46

    Skid Mark,    I dont know who writes his scripts but they are bloody funny sometimes. Anyway is Walsall in the black country? Or just in the brown zone.........



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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by marbro8 on Tue 30 Sep 2014 - 20:34

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Skid Mark,    I dont know who writes his scripts but they are bloody funny sometimes. Anyway is Walsall in the black country? Or just in the brown zone.........
    ye he is funny tbf,that's what probably got him banned from the other forum  and yes i am in the black country,actually named for the black smoke that could be seen coming from the foundry's,little did they know it would actually be known as the black country for other reasons 
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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue 30 Sep 2014 - 21:11

    Be aware, the government are talking about sorting you extremists out. 



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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by marbro8 on Tue 30 Sep 2014 - 21:39

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Be aware, the government are talking about sorting you extremists out. 
    the thing is though i aint an extremist,i work with some great black and asian guys,and they are good mates,BUT,i just don't like all the shit we have to take from the crappy eu,and all the dole dossing immigrant freeloaders that come over here just to get all the hard earned money my parents and me have put in,and the pick pocketing romanian twats that we don't just have to put up with in the uk but i tenerife as well Angry2
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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 30 Sep 2014 - 21:42

    Go on Skid, dont hold back
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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by marbro8 on Tue 30 Sep 2014 - 21:44

    Mcqueen wrote:Go on Skid, dont hold back
    you av started sumat now,i aint guna live that name dowm
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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 30 Sep 2014 - 21:45

    Could be worse, could be Mary
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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by marbro8 on Tue 30 Sep 2014 - 21:48

    Mcqueen wrote:Could be worse, could be Mary
     thank feck for small mercy's
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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 30 Sep 2014 - 21:57

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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by Topdog on Tue 30 Sep 2014 - 23:39

    skid Mary nah.........
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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by WeeBoabfaeGovan on Wed 1 Oct 2014 - 16:19

    sometimes I wonder if I am on the same planet as you guys freaks me out
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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by marbro8 on Wed 1 Oct 2014 - 16:21

    WeeBoabfaeGovan wrote:sometimes I wonder if I am on the same planet as you guys freaks me out
    tell me about it!!!! i av only been back on for a few days and i am starting to question my own sanity  or should that read sanitary
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    Re: Constipation.

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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 1 Oct 2014 - 17:04

    We aim to be different weather
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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 1 Oct 2014 - 17:07

    WeeBoabfaeGovan wrote:sometimes I wonder if I am on the same planet as you guys freaks me out
    Topdog has a cross dressing alter ego called Mary.






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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by marbro8 on Wed 1 Oct 2014 - 17:40

    3rdforum wrote:
    WeeBoabfaeGovan wrote:sometimes I wonder if I am on the same planet as you guys freaks me out
    Topdog has a cross dressing alter ego called Mary.
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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by Topdog on Wed 1 Oct 2014 - 22:44

    Yes he doesn´t

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