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    Campbell Brodie
     
     

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    Constipation.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 9:42

    As Kev said on another post, I'm beginning to think I have serious constipation (Faecal Impaction). Remedy: I have just taken the first of 7 sachets of LAXIDO which I have and I will be taking the others at 3/4 hourly intervals. I have cleared a path from the living room to the toilet so there are no trip hazards etc. and the toilet door is open! Time will tell! (My abdomen hurts so much I've got to do something... )



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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by Topdog on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 10:27

    Honestly Laxatee, it will work, good bit of health and safety work tho Cam, first line of teaching in Manual handling and risk assessing.
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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 10:56

    Topdog wrote:Honestly Laxatee, it will work, good bit of health and safety work tho Cam, first line of teaching in Manual handling and risk assessing.
    I'm using LAXIDO because that is what I have to hand. I'm not going out to look for Laxatee, I need to be within dashing distance of a toilet!



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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by Adam Mint on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 11:45

    This forums lost the plot, it's just page after page of shite...
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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 11:51

    Just taken the 4th sachet! I'll keep you posted! lol!



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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by 3rdforum on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 12:06

    Plenty of real orange juice.






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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 12:10

    Really? Trish has just gone to Asda and that wasn't on the list!



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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by Gypsy on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 12:45

    Adam Mint wrote:This forums lost the plot, it's just page after page of shite...

    Not yet it isn´t, we are still waiting for Cam to post the shite.
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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 12:47

    Won't be long...sachet 5 has gone...



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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by 3rdforum on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 13:34

    The Lone Ranger wrote:Really? Trish has just gone to Asda and that wasn't on the list!
    Yeah, Eileen works on a urology ward and thats what they give to constipated patients.






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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 13:44

    I'll get some tomorrow. (I'm not leaving the house today... )



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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 14:01

    5 blimey, you better hang on when it blows Your jax will be like a burst tomato
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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by 3rdforum on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 14:01

    hope he doesn't have a low ceiling!






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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 14:12

    Number 7 (the last!) has been swallowed! I've actually visited a few times already...



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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by 3rdforum on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 14:28

    any relief?






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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 14:29

    Yep! Stomach is easing already! I hope that's what it's been 'cos the feckin' Doctor doesn't know!



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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by Mermaid on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 14:40

    poor thing is starving,has not eaten anything today.



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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 15:52

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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by marbro8 on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 16:44

    do you take the kindle to the bog cam? when it does go it will be like vesuvius ,just another thought was this smiley modeled on you on the bog ?
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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 16:53

    We have a bog smiley too
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    Post by marbro8 on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 16:55

    Mcqueen wrote:We have a bog smiley too
    ye but he doesn't seem to be putting as much effort in as the other one
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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 17:10

    End up with a torn rim if you try too hard, Ask me how i know Blady tablets,
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    Post by marbro8 on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 17:34

    Mcqueen wrote:End up with a torn rim if you try too hard, Ask me how i know Blady tablets,
    cus i've got crohns disease i aint ad a solid shit since 1997 so no fear of me getting one
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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 18:11

    marbro8 wrote:do you take the kindle to the bog cam? when it does go it will be like vesuvius ,just another thought was this smiley modeled on you on the bog ?

    That's exactly how I looked before I took the sachets!



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    Re: Constipation.

    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 18:17

    marbro8 wrote:
    Mcqueen wrote:End up with a torn rim if you try too hard, Ask me how i know Blady tablets,
    cus i've got crohns disease i aint ad a solid shit since 1997 so no fear of me getting one
    We shall call you Skid Mark then

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