Tenerife's Forum of Fun

Tenerife Forum of Fun!

Not a member? Register here to join our fun forum!
Once you register, you will receive an e-mail asking you to validate your membership. Click on the link and away you go!

Thank you for joining, now have some fun!

Tenerife's Forum of Fun

Would you like to react to this message? Create an account in a few clicks or log in to continue.
Tenerife's Forum of Fun

A place for visitors and residents to share experiences and have fun at the same time.

Welcome to Tenerife Forum of Fun! Register and join in!

    Constipation.

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56744
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Constipation. Empty Constipation.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 9:42

    As Kev said on another post, I'm beginning to think I have serious constipation (Faecal Impaction). Remedy: I have just taken the first of 7 sachets of LAXIDO which I have and I will be taking the others at 3/4 hourly intervals. I have cleared a path from the living room to the toilet so there are no trip hazards etc. and the toilet door is open! Time will tell! Constipation. 3025408739 (My abdomen hurts so much I've got to do something... Constipation. 3913804730 )



    Helpful Links.
          [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
               

    Topdog
    Topdog
     
     

    England Male Posts : 21277
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 61
    Location : England

    Constipation. Empty Re: Constipation.

    Post by Topdog on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 10:27

    Honestly Laxatee, it will work, good bit of health and safety work tho Cam, first line of teaching in Manual handling and risk assessing.
    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56744
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Constipation. Empty Re: Constipation.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 10:56

    Topdog wrote:Honestly Laxatee, it will work, good bit of health and safety work tho Cam, first line of teaching in Manual handling and risk assessing.
    Constipation. 3025408739 Constipation. 3025408739 I'm using LAXIDO because that is what I have to hand. I'm not going out to look for Laxatee, I need to be within dashing distance of a toilet! Constipation. 3025408739



    Helpful Links.
          [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
               

    Adam Mint
    Adam Mint
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 22632
    Join date : 2011-10-07
    Age : 55

    Constipation. Empty Re: Constipation.

    Post by Adam Mint on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 11:45

    This forums lost the plot, it's just page after page of shite...
    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56744
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Constipation. Empty Re: Constipation.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 11:51

    Just taken the 4th sachet! I'll keep you posted! lol!



    Helpful Links.
          [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
               

    3rdforum
    3rdforum
     
     

    Ireland Male Posts : 22766
    Join date : 2011-08-30
    Age : 50
    Location : Ireland

    Constipation. Empty Re: Constipation.

    Post by 3rdforum on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 12:06

    Plenty of real orange juice.






    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56744
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Constipation. Empty Re: Constipation.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 12:10

    Really? Trish has just gone to Asda and that wasn't on the list! Constipation. 3913804730



    Helpful Links.
          [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
               

    Gypsy
    Gypsy
     
     

    Spain Female Posts : 12662
    Join date : 2011-08-14

    Constipation. Empty Re: Constipation.

    Post by Gypsy on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 12:45

    Adam Mint wrote:This forums lost the plot, it's just page after page of shite...

    Not yet it isn´t, we are still waiting for Cam to post the shite.
    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56744
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Constipation. Empty Re: Constipation.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 12:47

    Won't be long...sachet 5 has gone... Constipation. 2419626307



    Helpful Links.
          [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
               

    3rdforum
    3rdforum
     
     

    Ireland Male Posts : 22766
    Join date : 2011-08-30
    Age : 50
    Location : Ireland

    Constipation. Empty Re: Constipation.

    Post by 3rdforum on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 13:34

    The Lone Ranger wrote:Really? Trish has just gone to Asda and that wasn't on the list! Constipation. 3913804730
    Yeah, Eileen works on a urology ward and thats what they give to constipated patients.






    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56744
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Constipation. Empty Re: Constipation.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 13:44

    I'll get some tomorrow. (I'm not leaving the house today... Constipation. 3025408739 )



    Helpful Links.
          [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
               

    Mcqueen
    Mcqueen
     
     

    England Male Posts : 30194
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 66
    Location : England

    Constipation. Empty Re: Constipation.

    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 14:01

    5 blimey, you better hang on when it blows Constipation. 2419626307 Your jax will be like a burst tomato Constipation. 3025408739
    3rdforum
    3rdforum
     
     

    Ireland Male Posts : 22766
    Join date : 2011-08-30
    Age : 50
    Location : Ireland

    Constipation. Empty Re: Constipation.

    Post by 3rdforum on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 14:01

    hope he doesn't have a low ceiling!






    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56744
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Constipation. Empty Re: Constipation.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 14:12

    Number 7 (the last!) has been swallowed! Constipation. 3025408739 I've actually visited a few times already... Constipation. 2761542443 Constipation. 3025408739



    Helpful Links.
          [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
               

    3rdforum
    3rdforum
     
     

    Ireland Male Posts : 22766
    Join date : 2011-08-30
    Age : 50
    Location : Ireland

    Constipation. Empty Re: Constipation.

    Post by 3rdforum on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 14:28

    any relief?






    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56744
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Constipation. Empty Re: Constipation.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 14:29

    Yep! Stomach is easing already! Constipation. 294053457 I hope that's what it's been 'cos the feckin' Doctor doesn't know!



    Helpful Links.
          [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
               

    Mermaid
    Mermaid
     
     

    Scotland Female Posts : 10309
    Join date : 2011-08-14
    Location : Scotland

    Constipation. Empty Re: Constipation.

    Post by Mermaid on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 14:40

    poor thing is starving,has not eaten anything today.



    Live life to the full now or it could be too late
    Mcqueen
    Mcqueen
     
     

    England Male Posts : 30194
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 66
    Location : England

    Constipation. Empty Re: Constipation.

    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 15:52

    Constipation. 2485877773 Constipation. 3057379431
    marbro8
    marbro8
     
     

    UK Male Posts : 446
    Join date : 2011-11-15
    Age : 59
    Location : walsall west mids

    Constipation. Empty Re: Constipation.

    Post by marbro8 on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 16:44

    do you take the kindle to the bog cam? when it does go it will be like vesuvius Constipation. 3025408739,just another thought was this smiley modeled on you on the bog Constipation. 16779677? Constipation. 3025408739
    Mcqueen
    Mcqueen
     
     

    England Male Posts : 30194
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 66
    Location : England

    Constipation. Empty Re: Constipation.

    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 16:53

    We have a bog smiley too Constipation. 3057379431
    marbro8
    marbro8
     
     

    UK Male Posts : 446
    Join date : 2011-11-15
    Age : 59
    Location : walsall west mids

    Constipation. Empty Re: Constipation.

    Post by marbro8 on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 16:55

    Mcqueen wrote:We have a bog smiley too Constipation. 3057379431
    ye but he doesn't seem to be putting as much effort in as the other one Constipation. 3025408739
    Mcqueen
    Mcqueen
     
     

    England Male Posts : 30194
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 66
    Location : England

    Constipation. Empty Re: Constipation.

    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 17:10

    End up with a torn rim if you try too hard, Ask me how i know Constipation. 1498946960 Blady tablets,
    marbro8
    marbro8
     
     

    UK Male Posts : 446
    Join date : 2011-11-15
    Age : 59
    Location : walsall west mids

    Constipation. Empty Re: Constipation.

    Post by marbro8 on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 17:34

    Mcqueen wrote:End up with a torn rim if you try too hard, Ask me how i know Constipation. 1498946960 Blady tablets,
    cus i've got crohns disease i aint ad a solid shit since 1997 so no fear of me getting one Constipation. 3025408739
    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56744
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Constipation. Empty Re: Constipation.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 18:11

    marbro8 wrote:do you take the kindle to the bog cam? when it does go it will be like vesuvius Constipation. 3025408739,just another thought was this smiley modeled on you on the bog Constipation. 16779677? Constipation. 3025408739

    That's exactly how I looked before I took the sachets! Constipation. 3025408739



    Helpful Links.
          [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
               

    Mcqueen
    Mcqueen
     
     

    England Male Posts : 30194
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 66
    Location : England

    Constipation. Empty Re: Constipation.

    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 29 Sep 2014 - 18:17

    marbro8 wrote:
    Mcqueen wrote:End up with a torn rim if you try too hard, Ask me how i know Constipation. 1498946960 Blady tablets,
    cus i've got crohns disease i aint ad a solid shit since 1997 so no fear of me getting one Constipation. 3025408739
    We shall call you Skid Mark then Constipation. 3025408739

    Sponsored content

    Constipation. Empty Re: Constipation.

    Post by Sponsored content


      Current date/time is Tue 24 Nov 2020 - 3:47