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    What are you doing today??

    Adam Mint
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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 26 Feb 2015 - 17:20

    Yip, we were just practicing last year, this year were going for the win, none of this second place shit...
    Mermaid
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    Post by Mermaid on Thu 26 Feb 2015 - 17:40

    well done Adam.



    Live life to the full now or it could be too late
    Mcqueen
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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 26 Feb 2015 - 18:01

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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 26 Feb 2015 - 18:07

    So this guy phones about a caravan i have for sale, I thought he was a call centre type which is funny because they dont do camping etc, turns out he is in Newcastle ? but when talking money he asked for £50 luck money back What are you doing today?? - Page 40 2419626307 So we know what sort we are on about, I asked what he would be towing it with because it weighs 1800 kg, I'l be in the wagon he says, blady hell, bolt everything down What are you doing today?? - Page 40 1498946960
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    Adam Mint
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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 26 Feb 2015 - 18:15

    I was actually going to put a trophy up this year but never got around to it, it was an incident at a match where I was a spectator watching one of my mates (Pete) team play, Pete is captain of his team and a guy called Greg was captain of the other team, Greg is a bit of a mouthy person always spouting comments about the match in progress, where Pete on the other hand is a very well spoken polite quiet natured lad, should also mention Pete has a bit of a disability, some sort of mussel problem, on constant medication for it and walks a bit like he's shit himself, anyway a match is in progress, Greg and Pete are both spectating, but Greg is not happy with the way the ref is refing the match and is constantly making comments to the ref on what he should and shouldn't be doing, from where I was sitting I could see Pete getting angrier and angrier, eventually as Greg is giving the ref another bit of advice, Pete raises himself to his feet, shuffles across the bar floor, faces up to Greg and says in his soft polite voice, "Your a dick head",,, you could have heard a pin drop in the place...

    What I haven't mentioned is, Greg teaches karate through the day and is a door man in the evening,,, we all thought we were about to witness Pete's last moments on the planet...


    Therefore the trophy I was going to put up and have presented Pete would have been "The Dick Head Of The year Award"...





    Talking about dick heads...


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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 26 Feb 2015 - 19:15

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 26 Feb 2015 - 19:31

    Raining today so decorating again. Now last week I bought a new tub of grease but I knew I had one nearly full up somewhere. Today I found it.  What are you doing today?? - Page 40 1498946960 Also spent half an hour looking for a glass lampshade, knew I had seen it a lot over the past few weeks. Looking everywhere for it, turns up behind laptop........... Grrrr. Think I'm getting old timers disease.



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    Mcqueen
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    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 27 Feb 2015 - 16:56

    So the travellers arrived for the caravan Transport The money was in sealed bags, he slaps them on the table then asked for his luck money What are you doing today?? - Page 40 3275847336 Just a minute while i count this first What are you doing today?? - Page 40 2472758156   Oh you dont have to they are all sealed, Carried on and its £100 light,
    Well i cant understand that he says What are you doing today?? - Page 40 16779677 , I can you cant help yourselves What are you doing today?? - Page 40 1498946960 
    Not sure who are the worst, call centres or travellers, Whats up with these people What are you doing today?? - Page 40 506932706
    Wonder what they would do if i took a cushion out, What a way to earn a living
    Mermaid
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    Post by Mermaid on Fri 27 Feb 2015 - 18:51

    never trust anyone. What are you doing today?? - Page 40 3025408739



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    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 27 Feb 2015 - 23:09

    You should have chained the axel to your house!!







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    Post by 3rdforum on Sat 28 Feb 2015 - 0:55

    I had a very stressful day so I went to the supermarket to get a nice Rose wine for Eileen and a 6 pack of beer for me. The beer was costing 10.99 for 6 330ml bottles of Miller. Just as I was going to the till, I spotted a stack of Miller boxes on offer. 11.99 for 20 bottles of 330 ml Miller beer. Mmmm.... my hid is gonna be sore in the mornin!






    Adam Mint
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    Post by Adam Mint on Sat 28 Feb 2015 - 1:22

    Supermarkets are where I practice my maths, ain't allways what's on offer is the best price...
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    Post by Topdog on Sat 28 Feb 2015 - 8:13

    Morning all in UK sorry not been about been hard couple of weeks.
    Mcqueen
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 28 Feb 2015 - 8:56

    Kev do what you have to do, we will all be here when you get sorted,
    Call in if your near the Capital of the North, Just dont stay long What are you doing today?? - Page 40 3025408739
    Mermaid
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    Post by Mermaid on Sat 28 Feb 2015 - 18:27

    it has been a long day trying to sort out LR's computer. What are you doing today?? - Page 40 16779677



    Live life to the full now or it could be too late
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    Post by Gypsy on Sat 28 Feb 2015 - 18:45

    Went to a 'networking' meeting in Los Cris organised by Rev's Motors. It was jam packed and some really nice people there who I could at long last put faces to names. They raffled a car (an old one with TF plates, think it was a Scorpion or summat) still someone won and was happy. I wouldn´t have wanted it as it looked enormous but nice condition. Feeling a bit weary now and a bit sunburnt.

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