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    What are you doing today??

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 25 Sep 2014 - 19:32

    3rdforum wrote:I only open my mouth wide enough to get both feet in
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 25 Sep 2014 - 19:32

    I was thinking bog paper too. Remember the stuff at school? Tracing paper, just used to spread it around a bit.  What are you doing today?? - Page 5 3025408739  Emergency fag paper as well, needed a bit of licking though to soften it up, the paper that is not the arses.......



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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 25 Sep 2014 - 19:45

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    Post by 3rdforum on Thu 25 Sep 2014 - 21:41

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    Post by Topdog on Fri 26 Sep 2014 - 8:48

    IZAL................................THAT is it. Hole in the floor bogs are nasty, always covered in Piss around the edges, shite everywhere. Best one I had was years back in Spanish Honduras, a pit with a plank over, pee one side and shite the other, walked in for a pee, two guys have¡ing a forest gump.
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    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 26 Sep 2014 - 9:15

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    Post by Topdog on Fri 26 Sep 2014 - 9:21

    Oh and for those in Yorkshire....Forest Gump...Dump.........Up yer Rolf......is in yer bum
    Jack and Danny......Reg
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    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 26 Sep 2014 - 9:45

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 26 Sep 2014 - 10:45

    His brains wired up different Reg but he remembered IZAL. We now have ISAL. Fitting really as we're about to wipe the morons off the face of the planet. Went past RAF Marham yesterday and hundreds of peeps lining the road with binoculars, ah, twitchers I thought, then a Tornado took off so thought they might be watching our boys go off to war to show the yanks how its done, but no, found out it was a Vulcan bomber doing its last tour of airfields it was based at during the cold war. Bloody great delta wings you couldnt miss it with a pea-shooter, lucky it wasnt needed then.



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    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 26 Sep 2014 - 11:12

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    Post by Topdog on Fri 26 Sep 2014 - 11:25

    Izal wipes out Clingons, Vulcans wipe out Clingons, ISAL are Clingons.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 26 Sep 2014 - 16:02

    There you go, a Star Trek fan, explains everything. Life as we know it, life as we know it. As sung in Sundowners karaoke by another middle aged bald lunatic.



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    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 26 Sep 2014 - 16:30

    Was Kev singing in Sundowners??






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    Post by Topdog on Fri 26 Sep 2014 - 22:46

    Nah they threw me out because I said I knew Vince...... What are you doing today?? - Page 5 3025408739

    Me a Star Trek fan  What are you doing today?? - Page 5 588840738 What are you doing today?? - Page 5 189918343 Star Wars maybe, I can imagine Vince singing Clingons on the starboard bow whilst his boat is sinking.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sat 27 Sep 2014 - 12:45

    Trying to lift an engine in a boat this morning, plan A has ended in failure. Just having a break before plan B.



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 27 Sep 2014 - 13:07

    Plan Bs best...get Freddie to do it... What are you doing today?? - Page 5 3025408739



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sat 27 Sep 2014 - 19:06

    Plan B was a success. Freddie works 6 days now.



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 27 Sep 2014 - 19:15

    Well done Vince, Put his board up
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 27 Sep 2014 - 19:22

    Too right! Does he know the cost of running a washing machine!



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 27 Sep 2014 - 19:34

    Call centre type AA man trying to start a car outside my place, I went out and said "Turn your bleeding beacons off, where do you think you are M62" What are you doing today?? - Page 5 16779677 Sending me dizzy stupid git What are you doing today?? - Page 5 1498946960
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    Post by Topdog on Sat 27 Sep 2014 - 23:55

    They should not let people from Alcoholics Anon start cars, may have been drinking...... What are you doing today?? - Page 5 3275847336
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    Post by Gypsy on Sun 28 Sep 2014 - 10:04

    Packing the suitcase.
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 28 Sep 2014 - 10:10

    Gypsy wrote:Packing the suitcase.
    Where you off M ?
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    Post by Gypsy on Sun 28 Sep 2014 - 10:13

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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 28 Sep 2014 - 10:16

    Gypsy wrote:Turkey
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