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    Post by Topdog on Tue 23 Sep 2014 - 23:34

    Well the old fella came to the shop and had to wait ages as we were busy and then had to cash up and clean down. He then had to wait again as I had to go home and sort some issue with the old boy out. Bless, he is not well is our Vince, there is no way that a man inhis condition should be expected to take any job other than a flight attendan or Pilot for flights to Tenerife as he knows the route so well, he even knows the clouds by name. There is a possibility, at a push he could be employed as a customs officer as he knows the ropes but he should be on the Swedish airline flights as he used to people trying to get Swedes in and out of the country. Nice to see you Mince, sorry not more time.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 24 Sep 2014 - 15:24

    Topdog wrote:Well the old fella came to the shop and had to wait ages as we were busy and then had to cash up and clean down. He then had to wait again as I had to go home and sort some issue with the old boy out. Bless, he is not well is our Vince, there is no way that a man inhis condition should be expected to take any job other than a flight attendan or Pilot for flights to Tenerife as he knows the route so well, he even knows the clouds by name. There is a possibility, at a push he could be employed as a customs officer as he knows the ropes but he should be on the Swedish airline flights as he used to people trying to get Swedes in and out of the country. Nice to see you Mince, sorry not more time.

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed 24 Sep 2014 - 18:41

    If you remember I waited in the bar next door, me and Stu were commenting on the quality Spanish birds walking by so we werent bored at all you see. Then we went to that other bar, downhill luckily. Then you sent me to the wrong bus stop........ Next street along it is.  Vince 1498946960  Cant remember much else...
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    Post by Topdog on Wed 24 Sep 2014 - 21:11

    Last bus I got was a 49a blue bus, think that stopped in the 80´s. Tell a lie I got one in Glasgow the other day a shuttle bus. Women are good here.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 25 Sep 2014 - 10:55

    Now would I rather be in a bright green bus or bright red VW Polo with a SEAT badge on it? Difficult that one.



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    Post by Topdog on Thu 25 Sep 2014 - 20:54

    I ain't got flavoured windows
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 26 Sep 2014 - 11:06

    Sometimes I get an erection on the bus.  Vince 2419626307  But sadly they have resurfaced the road on GDS, as smooth as a babys bum now so its no longer either immediate or even guaranteed..........



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    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 26 Sep 2014 - 11:14

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    Post by Topdog on Fri 26 Sep 2014 - 11:20

    That is a well known fact in young males and buses. Think Vince does because he has his hand in his pocket and is looking at totty out of the window.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 26 Sep 2014 - 16:26

    Yes and you often get some nice young ones ON the bus to gaze at wearing not a lot which sets the mind a thinking. Or it might be the warm sunshine coming in through the window caressing certain areas with its warm glow...... Must remember to sit on the shady side in future.  
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    Post by Adam Mint on Fri 26 Sep 2014 - 16:31

    Or it could be something subliminal in the bus companies name...
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 26 Sep 2014 - 16:44

    One or two half decent looking lady drivers too, if I sit on the right at the front I can get a good view of them in that big mirror. And I just love the way their dainty little feet hover over those pedals.  Vince 3025408739
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