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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 3 Jul 2014 - 14:35

    An ex Cat 2163638311  Brian Denson called over earlier on and i said to him" i havent seen your Charlie since i got back from Tenerife" He didnt reply which had me wondering ,
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    Anyway turns out he had a tumour and had to be put down  An ex Cat 3913804730 
    So i'm down to 3 part time cats, Claude dosent look too great lately either An ex Cat 3275847336 

    Brian is my favourite cat,  animal
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    Post by Gypsy on Thu 3 Jul 2014 - 16:34

    Reading the above I thought Brian was the owner
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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 3 Jul 2014 - 17:13

    Cats do own you, they choose you, they dont understand NO. one look and your done for
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 3 Jul 2014 - 19:22

    Poor wee Charlie Denson...I liked them two...and I've never even met them!  lol! 



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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 3 Jul 2014 - 19:47

    Just told Lexie Charlie left town to live with his cousins in the country,  nosey
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 3 Jul 2014 - 20:00

    Haha! Nice one Reg!  lol! 



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 16 Aug 2014 - 21:46

    Claude Denson has been looking a bit shabby, I saw him being taken to the vets in his travel cage,
    Not bad news, he has a flea bite skin allergy, some tablets should sort him out hopefully,
    Harry passed by earlier and he didnt look too bad, strange how one gets it and the other dosent.
    I have a nice piece of ham for claude when he calls tomorro, unless Brian calls first  An ex Cat 3275847336
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    Post by Gypsy on Sun 17 Aug 2014 - 0:01

    Thought he had joined his cousins in the country, or will they all be joining him for a slice of ham?
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 17 Aug 2014 - 8:46

    Was it not Charlie that went to the great mouse field in the sky?



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 17 Aug 2014 - 9:35

    Yeh it was Charlie, Brians brother, them 2 are Harry and Claudes cousins, All of that lot are wealthy
    They walk round our cul de sac like they own the place,
    there is another cat called Tiger, but its that fat it never comes out, It lives in the far corner,
    Must run in the family because its owner is Fat too, too many chips i bet,
    So we have cats that are loaded fat cats, and a cat thats just fat for the hell of it,  An ex Cat 3275847336
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    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 17 Aug 2014 - 15:49

    Good of you to categorise them for us...
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 17 Aug 2014 - 16:44

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Mon 18 Aug 2014 - 23:21

    I like dogs. Patch chases his ball, we both get exercise.  An ex Cat 3025408739  And he wears his claws out on the tarmac, he dont like the wire clippers..........



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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 4 Sep 2014 - 22:19

    The Denson cats are in for a shock, their parents are in Kenya for 3 weeks doing what christians do,
    do gooding, and being smug and self righteous, They better hope no kent cuts their heads off,
    We are away to Tenerife so the poor cats have got fat bird looking after them for a week until we get back,
    If the Densons have left food for the cats fat bird will eat it, Harry Claude and Brian will go hungry,
    Fat bird is a Christian too, but she doe's bugger all, well except eat,
    Oh and she has a cat flap but her cat Tigger is that fat it cant get out, It sticks its head out tho
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 5 Sep 2014 - 17:03

    Mcqueen wrote:The Denson cats are in for a shock, their parents are in Kenya for 3 weeks doing what christians do,
    do gooding, and being smug and self righteous, They better hope no kent cuts their heads off,
    We are away to Tenerife so the poor cats have got fat bird looking after them for a week until we get back,
    If the Densons have left food for the cats fat bird will eat it, Harry Claude and Brian will go hungry,
    Fat bird is a Christian too, but she doe's bugger all, well except eat,
    Oh and she has a cat flap but her cat Tigger is that fat it cant get out, It sticks its head out tho

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    Post by searcher on Fri 5 Sep 2014 - 19:55

    There are 2 cats that live near us ,their owner has 2 cocker spaniels as well so the cats have taken to lodging next door to us, they are called Fred and George, now George was big mates with Bobby our Westie who died 8 years ago so he often pays us a social visit just to let us know he misses Bobby[ according to Val], we give him the odd piece of chicken and a drink and he brings us the odd mouse just to say thanks, next month next door are of to Turkey and we are of to Greece so it looks like they will just have to get matey with the spaniels or starve,

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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 13 Sep 2014 - 13:15

    Well done Bill, I like a good cat story,
    Brian Denson called over this morning, He walks in and just collapses on the kitchen floor,
    He looked ok and acted like nothing has happened while we have been away An ex Cat 2163638311
    Paul that lives over the other side had 1 of his dogs put down (Lurcher) last week,
    He has a greyhound too, That thing looks a bit slack, animal
    No sign of Claude yet ?
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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 6 Aug 2015 - 19:09

    Very soon when i have them all caught on camera i will show the Denson gang animal An ex Cat 1761587263 An ex Cat 2163638311
    Brians easy and so is Claude, but the posh git is still nervous, although we had 10 minutes together this morning
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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 6 Aug 2015 - 21:13

    No idea why its in an ex cat An ex Cat 3095951175 An ex Cat 3025408739
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 6 Aug 2015 - 21:18

    I'm going to take photos of all the weird feckin' cats round my gaff too... lol! Mermaid doesn't like them. Sometimes they try to sneak in when she's hanging the washing out. An ex Cat 3025408739



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 6 Aug 2015 - 21:18

    I only know the name of one...he's called Jasper.



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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 6 Aug 2015 - 21:30

    Janet found Brian Denson layed out on her bed when she got home from work, A quick 8 hour kip An ex Cat 3025408739

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