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    Post by Topdog on Mon 23 Jun 2014 - 23:31

    Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the
    Children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came
    Out, fireman, policeman, salesman, captain of industry etc., but
    Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
    about his father....
    "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his
    clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good,
    he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with
    him."
    The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took
    Little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.
    "No" said Billy, "He plays football for England but I was just too
    Embarrassed to say."
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue 24 Jun 2014 - 11:34

    Do they play football in Zimbabwe?  joke from Cru 506932706



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    Post by Mermaid on Tue 24 Jun 2014 - 13:36

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    Live life to the full now or it could be too late
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    Post by Topdog on Tue 24 Jun 2014 - 23:27

    Yes Vince apparently Mughabe was great at shooting, but these days he dribbles better.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed 25 Jun 2014 - 3:03

    Be a mug, Mugabe innit. Dont let Cru see you dribbling, she might get excited and post a message  joke from Cru 2419626307



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