Children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came
Out, fireman, policeman, salesman, captain of industry etc., but
Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
about his father....
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good,
he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took
Little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.
"No" said Billy, "He plays football for England but I was just too
Embarrassed to say."