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    What a pair of Muppets...

    Adam Mint
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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 22 May 2014 - 12:44

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-27514632

    Extract from the article:-

    "The pair lost their way in fog about half a mile off shore, and ran off course when their compass stopped working."

    Someone switch off magnetic north then...

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    Adam Mint
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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 22 May 2014 - 13:01

    Compasses, workmates told me this one.

    He's on a seaside day trip with the wife, in a souvenir shop he fancies a compass for the car, picks up one thats on display, wife says to him I'll get you it as a present, she heads of to pay for it, he tells her to ask the shop assistant to either put a new battery in it or get one that's not been on display......

    Seemingly the shop assistant just stared at her in disbelief for a few seconds, then informed her no battery required...

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    Mcqueen
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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 22 May 2014 - 13:24

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 22 May 2014 - 16:53

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