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    What are you doing today??

    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 6 Sep 2014 - 8:54

    He's probably up and re-tiling the terrace by now... What are you doing today?? - Page 39 3025408739



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sat 6 Sep 2014 - 19:58

    Grouty.



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    Post by Topdog on Sun 7 Sep 2014 - 1:05

    He text to say he is rebuilding both apartments for the 5th time in two years as he saw a cockroach in Los Cris and it aint nesting in his gaff
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Mon 8 Sep 2014 - 21:33

    As you may recall I have joined the NHS client list lately mainly of course so I can join in with most of you lot telling tales about my latest malady's. Well I have been that busy with NHS I've hardly had time to look for employment. Doctor arranged for a chest X-Ray at Kings Lynn hospital which is right handy cos its on the way to Wells. Anyway walked in and looking for radiology department, couldnt see any signs for it but discovered a hospital map. Still couldnt see it under R then fat security man comes waddling along, suppose I looked out of place in a hospital, what you doing pal? Looking for radiology I said. He points to the map, X-Ray, its right behind you.  What are you doing today?? - Page 39 3025408739  Anyway had special photo done and I was back out in 15 minutes, amazing. I was expecting at least 2 hours!



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    Post by Topdog on Mon 8 Sep 2014 - 22:42

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    Post by searcher on Mon 8 Sep 2014 - 23:30

    Don't want you taking any poor illegal immigrants job now
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue 9 Sep 2014 - 20:46

    Today I picked up my new inhaler from the doctors surgery as they had to wait for new stocks, I must remember to ask about a blue badge for the car, that will save another £225. Then I had to go to job centre, they are well pleased with me as I have an interview. Had to wait for a while while she dealt with a Romanian tart with an interpreter who looked like a younger Romanian tart, its dark now so I guess they will be down by Wisbech docks. Maybe I should get the boat back there, turn it into a brothel, if I turn it the right way round it will already be displaying a couple of red lights, perfect. As you can see I'm learning this Broken Britain bit real fast. Then I went down the Council to sort out my Council tax. Sorted.  What are you doing today?? - Page 39 294053457 In fact I have nearly saved enough for a plane ticket, trouble is finding a time window........Busy busy busy.



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    Post by searcher on Tue 9 Sep 2014 - 21:12

    A couple of years ago we met a lovely French Canadian couple on a cruise , well this morning we got an e-mail saying that they were touring Scotland and would be in the city for 2 days next week and would we like to meet them, sounds cool, so something nice to look forward to
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue 9 Sep 2014 - 21:49

    Tres bien.



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 10 Sep 2014 - 10:04

    Just been to the Docs. I've got a urine infection... What are you doing today?? - Page 39 3913804730 Feckin' sore it is! He's sending a sample away to be tested then I've to go back in 2 weeks for prostate tests. What are you doing today?? - Page 39 3913804730



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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 10 Sep 2014 - 12:54

    Sounds like he's taking the piss,,, couldn't be arsed with that...
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    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 10 Sep 2014 - 13:13

    The Lone Ranger wrote:Just been to the Docs. I've got a urine infection... What are you doing today?? - Page 39 3913804730 Feckin' sore it is! He's sending a sample away to be tested then I've to go back in 2 weeks for prostate tests. What are you doing today?? - Page 39 3913804730
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 10 Sep 2014 - 16:51

    Took Macie and her mum to the Kelpies today...

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    Post by Topdog on Wed 10 Sep 2014 - 22:28

    Hope all Ok Cam
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 11 Sep 2014 - 9:04

    Thanks Kev. I'm on antibiotics and it seems to be easing a bit. What are you doing today?? - Page 39 294053457



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    Post by 3rdforum on Thu 11 Sep 2014 - 9:43

    Bassa of a thing. Right, I'm off. Have to work in this heat. Laters






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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 11 Sep 2014 - 15:12

    Blimey, my diary is full up next week already, never needed one before. Went to smoking clinic today after I gave some more blood samples to keep NHS busy. I have got some pills called Chamix that will apparently help smoking cravings disappear. Yeah right.  What are you doing today?? - Page 39 3025408739  Then I had to go to the library to get help making up, yes, making up a CV that will impress potential employers. I had already written everything down on a sheet of paper half of which was contained under the heading, Medical. Partial paralysis of left leg, type 2 diabetes, COPD, cant run, cant walk far, cant lift heavy objects, deaf as a post, the list went on. We cant put this in it she says. Well why ever not? A potential employer needs to know what they are letting themselves in for FFS. No, leave it with me she says. Have you thought about further education, like help with reading and maths for example? I pointed to the sheet of paper I had written out in legible hand writing with (probably) no spelling mistakes. Someone else may have written that out for you though.  What are you doing today?? - Page 39 1498946960  Actually I'm probably missing out on a trick here but never mind. Anyway its going to take her a week to sort this out and I can collect my CV from the Job Club next Thursday.  What are you doing today?? - Page 39 2681204924
    FFS just give me a pension book and stop wasting everybodys time. I dont care if its 10p a week just stop this bullshit.



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 13 Sep 2014 - 10:02

    Cant you get a grant to go self employed as a boad dealer or general dealer, do 2 years and go bankrupt What are you doing today?? - Page 39 3275847336 You would then be fast tracked into a council house etc
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    Post by Topdog on Sat 13 Sep 2014 - 14:37

    Never heard of a boad dealer, riddles
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 13 Sep 2014 - 14:45

    Smell check not working What are you doing today?? - Page 39 3275847336
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    Post by Topdog on Sat 13 Sep 2014 - 15:19

    Can you smell gas, Reg....Nah can´t even smell me own name.
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 13 Sep 2014 - 15:24

    Your jokes are so last century, just like your hair style What are you doing today?? - Page 39 3025408739 , did i say style What are you doing today?? - Page 39 3275847336 Give it up lad What are you doing today?? - Page 39 1498946960
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    Post by Topdog on Sat 13 Sep 2014 - 17:44

    Yeah but you listen to music and watch films from that era so trying to be like you
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 13 Sep 2014 - 19:36

    Shut it Mary What are you doing today?? - Page 39 506932706
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sat 13 Sep 2014 - 20:38

    A pair of weird twats have just sung my karaoke song on X factor, the audience liked them, they were absolute crap.  What are you doing today?? - Page 39 1498946960
    Boat is up and running now, new fuel pump I got for it last week was leaking from the connections that they supplied with it so I put some non chinese ones on and eventually got it going only to notice battery not charging, so I left it running and spent ages going over my new wiring, couldnt understand it. Then I noticed the ignition switch had been knocked up accidentally.......  What are you doing today?? - Page 39 3025408739



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