this was on Facebook and thought it was good
& wife at Tesco, he puts a box of Stella in trolley. "What do you
think you are doing "? Asks wife. "It's on offer, £10 for 24 cans" "Put
em back we can't afford it" says wife. A few aisles on wife picks up £20
jar of face cream & puts it in trolley. "What are you doing"? Asks
husband. "It makes my face look beautiful" she says. Husband says, " So
does 24 cans of Stella & it's half the f'ing price"...