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    Excellent value these aircraft!!!

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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 13794
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    Age : 65
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Mon 14 Apr 2014 - 0:00

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    Jeez, this guy has put his hands up to this and shelled out to avoid going to court!  Excellent value these aircraft!!! 3275847336  So what is the on the spot fine for fare dodging on the trains? £10, £100? No idea really, dont use them much. Think he should have asked Vince for some advice!  Excellent value these aircraft!!! 3025408739 
    Just to put this in perspective I can fly to Tenerife and back 8 times a year @ £100 return (about my average spend) for 53 years and still have change for a few pints! I am even guaranteed a seat.  lol!  

    I dont think even Minty spends that much on beer!



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    Scotland Male Posts : 21821
    Join date : 2011-10-07
    Age : 54

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    Post by Adam Mint on Mon 14 Apr 2014 - 0:08

    mmmm, let me work it out,,,  Excellent value these aircraft!!! 1460810463  Hic...
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 13794
    Join date : 2011-08-15
    Age : 65
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Mon 14 Apr 2014 - 0:28

    Well, its about 50,000 pints on the Funchal strip.  Excellent value these aircraft!!! 3025408739  If I dont bother eating I can get pleasantly merry on 5  
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    Adventure before dementia!!! Excellent value these aircraft!!! 294053457
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    Post by Adam Mint on Mon 14 Apr 2014 - 0:40

    8.5 pints a day...
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 13794
    Join date : 2011-08-15
    Age : 65
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Mon 14 Apr 2014 - 0:45

    That'll do nicely. But how many years?



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    Post by Adam Mint on Mon 14 Apr 2014 - 0:47

    Five as per the ticket dodger...
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 13794
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    Age : 65
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Mon 14 Apr 2014 - 0:56

    Is that all? Should I get a proper job or sign on?
    Or, have I got 5 years left? 
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    Adventure before dementia!!! Excellent value these aircraft!!! 294053457
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 13794
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    Age : 65
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Mon 14 Apr 2014 - 1:10

    More local Norfolk news..........
    A 9 year old kid has fallen from the top deck of a double decker bus on a local dual carriageway. I know the road well and its never busy so we should presume this bus was doing 100kph. Not dead but seriously injured in Kings Lynn hospital, hope he jumped the waiting list behind the drunken Eastern Europeans.........  Excellent value these aircraft!!! 3025408739  I digress........Coming back from a rugby match in Cromer, his parents were on the bus too......I do hope they werent inebriated.......



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    Post by Gypsy on Mon 14 Apr 2014 - 10:09

    This is interesting - if he is telling the truth, why did Minty only start to drink 5 years ago - sounds as if something happened  Excellent value these aircraft!!! 3275847336   Has he seen a trick cyclist
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    Post by Adam Mint on Mon 14 Apr 2014 - 11:26

    It was the state of the economy, felt I had to do something to try and prop it up, hop growers, brewery  workers, dray drivers, landlords, bar staff, cleaners, and the occasional policeman's livelihood depend on me...

    Plus the fare dodger done it for five years so had to factor that in to the equation...

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    Post by Gypsy on Mon 14 Apr 2014 - 12:28

    As long as you were just doing your bit for the UK and not suffering from any trauma.  

    That comes later when you give up the beer. Excellent value these aircraft!!! -i338.photobucket.com-albums-n409-smoothvibes-smiley-Smiley_Beer
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    England Male Posts : 21257
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 60
    Location : England

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    Post by Topdog on Mon 14 Apr 2014 - 13:09

    Give up Beer, wash your mouth out woman

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