Jeez, this guy has put his hands up to this and shelled out to avoid going to court! So what is the on the spot fine for fare dodging on the trains? £10, £100? No idea really, dont use them much. Think he should have asked Vince for some advice!
Just to put this in perspective I can fly to Tenerife and back 8 times a year @ £100 return (about my average spend) for 53 years and still have change for a few pints! I am even guaranteed a seat.
I dont think even Minty spends that much on beer!