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    I read it TWICE - but then I'm a woman!

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    Post by Gypsy on Thu 10 Apr 2014 - 17:46

    A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.

    A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

    The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

    He replied, "They had avocados."

    If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again!

    Men will get it the first time.
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    England Male Posts : 30206
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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 10 Apr 2014 - 18:22

    Nah read it twice  I read it TWICE - but then I'm a woman! 3025408739
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    UK Male Posts : 656
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    Post by Daryn on Thu 10 Apr 2014 - 18:24

    I read it TWICE - but then I'm a woman! 2485877773  I read it TWICE - but then I'm a woman! 2485877773 brilliant PMSL



    I read it TWICE - but then I'm a woman! Untitled_zpsf8b80669I read it TWICE - but then I'm a woman! MF_zps7ba85fa7
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14162
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 10 Apr 2014 - 18:48

    I got it, told Fred and he said it wasnt funny. FECKING TART.....  I read it TWICE - but then I'm a woman! 3025408739



    Adventure before dementia!!! I read it TWICE - but then I'm a woman! 294053457
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    Scotland Female Posts : 10313
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    Post by Mermaid on Thu 10 Apr 2014 - 20:11

    I read it TWICE - but then I'm a woman! 2761542443



    Live life to the full now or it could be too late
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    England Male Posts : 21277
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    Post by Topdog on Fri 11 Apr 2014 - 0:25

    got it before punchline  weather
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    Ireland Male Posts : 22773
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    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 11 Apr 2014 - 9:39

    Whats wrong with it??






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    Scotland Male Posts : 22641
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    Post by Adam Mint on Fri 11 Apr 2014 - 11:45

    Nothing if you like milk...

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