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    Post by Guest on Thu 13 Oct 2011 - 13:17

    I have just been reading posts by Perfectspecimen and Underdog and found them particularly funny. So I came up with this - No offence is meant to either hence placing it in the just for fun section. :Not me Guv:


    When Vince goes on vacation
    He goes to Golf del Sur
    For rest and relaxation
    I’m sure you will concur

    Most days you’ll find him in a blur
    He blames the euro beer
    He wants to chat the ladies up
    He tells us without fear

    But do they respond to his line
    Of chat up, I fear not
    They shout F off you little swine
    You think you’re some big shot

    Now if it was old Under Dog
    The story end would differ
    He is the real babe magnet
    A Steve McQueen dead ringer

    So with the ladies to stand a chance
    Forget about the mirror
    Just have charm and chat and real romance
    You’re bound to be a winner.
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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 13 Oct 2011 - 14:58

    When i first met you i thought , She's a smart cookie, And none too shabby looking, I'l put her on a back burner for later on When i'm a rodregious, I think thats how you spell a man on his own in tenerife, A nice spanish lass called me one, I asked what i meant, One of her eyebrows went up as she told me, I thought i i there a green light, but i was busy,
    So your right again Queenie, I should write a book - How to talk shite full time PS v UD 3077217049
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    Post by Mermaid on Thu 13 Oct 2011 - 15:10

    I love it Queenie,



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 13 Oct 2011 - 18:48

    Ahhh.......How nice Queenie, nobody has ever written a poem about me before. PS v UD 1199265026

    Of course some of it is true but I dont 'chat up' the ladies, talk to them yes. Except if they REALLY take my fancy, under 20 and under 20 stone. Then I've got no chance anyway. Having said that my daughter is married to a 70 year old.............



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    Post by Gypsy on Thu 13 Oct 2011 - 18:57

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Ahhh....... Having said that my daughter is married to a 70 year old.............

    Sounds good to me - is he rich, has she got plenty of life insurance on him and is she going to polish the stairs and gently help him on his way down PS v UD Gallery_11883_186_643 PS v UD 3025408739 PS v UD 3025408739
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 13 Oct 2011 - 19:09

    Lovely poem Palm Airs... PS v UD 3318427985



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    Post by Mermaid on Thu 13 Oct 2011 - 19:10

    Gypsy your comments has made me laugh. My mum always said those very comments PS v UD 3077217049



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 13 Oct 2011 - 19:14

    No she wouldnt do that ,she is a nice person, like me. He is nice too, runs a little tourist firm, they have 4 kids together, he has 13.......Had the snip last year so thats his lot. Bet he out lives me, until last year both his parents were still alive!



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    Post by Topdog on Thu 13 Oct 2011 - 19:55

    Great Poem Queenie, you should be TV, obviously Crimewatch.
    PS v UD 3025408739 So a NEW STICKY, QUEENIES POEM OF THE WEEK.
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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 13 Oct 2011 - 20:16

    Oh Steve McQueen where have you been, Your eye's are blue and reggies too, He hasnt been seen, He's had the flu, Now he's back, but you wont be too, PS v UD 3077217049 Piggin el,

    , I wondered lonely as a cloud, i bet you did with shite like that,
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    Post by Topdog on Thu 13 Oct 2011 - 20:33

    Reg and Vince they like to Mince
    So I invited them to Brighton
    Reg pulled and pissed was Vince
    just thought I would shed some light on.
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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 13 Oct 2011 - 20:41

    Thats crap Mary, and you know it, PS v UD 1498946960
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    Post by Topdog on Thu 13 Oct 2011 - 20:49

    Truth hurts sweetheart, anyway Queenie is our resident Poet and good at it she is.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 13 Oct 2011 - 20:59

    Mary wrote a little poem

    It certainly was crap

    You mention mincing

    To us once more

    You'll get an effing slap.



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    Post by Topdog on Thu 13 Oct 2011 - 21:03

    When your mates are big enuff
    You can come and slap
    until that day happens
    you mince, I will talk crap.

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 13 Oct 2011 - 21:12

    Dont give up the day job eh Kev.


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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 13 Oct 2011 - 21:12

    Take no notice Vince, Anybody talking about him ? NO
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 13 Oct 2011 - 21:15

    How much has he paid for that new friend in his avatar?



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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 13 Oct 2011 - 21:18

    Inflatable innit
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    Post by Topdog on Thu 13 Oct 2011 - 21:20

    I won't give it up, being made redundant Vince, no choice.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 13 Oct 2011 - 21:21

    Yeh, he looks well puffed out.



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 13 Oct 2011 - 21:23

    Go on then Kev, spill.



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    Post by Topdog on Thu 13 Oct 2011 - 21:28

    Spill what.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 13 Oct 2011 - 21:37

    About your redundancy. Does this mean retirement and swallowing?



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    Post by Topdog on Thu 13 Oct 2011 - 21:41

    Hopefully, semi retirement as have a small interest to run. Will have to maybe take a little job until the Foster boys decide to up sticks, (17 and 18 now), also see what happens with wifey's Dad. These are not issues though as will just do a month at a time. Will swallow when family allows though.

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