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    Jimandsi
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    Post by Jimandsi on Wed 12 Oct 2011 - 21:34

    That reminds me .....


    A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds.

    As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death with a spade.

    Realizing his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.

    Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts.

    He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything.

    He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.

    He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South American Bees. As soon as he starts, he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and shovels them into the lions cage because lions eat anything.

    Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here?"




    WAIT FOR IT !!!




    The lions says .....



    "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with Mushy Bees.



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    Topdog
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    Post by Topdog on Wed 12 Oct 2011 - 21:42

    New Job 2681204924 New Job 459784477 New Job 3077217049 Heard it but with Finches, great joke well done Jimbo,
    Jimandsi
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    Post by Jimandsi on Thu 13 Oct 2011 - 22:03


    What ? ? ?

    Fish and Chimps with Mushy Finches.

    That's bollox.



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    Post by Topdog on Thu 13 Oct 2011 - 22:12

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