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    Porridge !!!!

    BobMac
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    Scotland Male Posts : 515
    Join date : 2012-03-22
    Age : 72
    Location : Chelmsford

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    Post by BobMac on Fri 7 Mar 2014 - 15:13

    A tough old sheep farmer from Scotland gave some good advice to his granddaughter. He told her that the secret to a long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder onto her porridge every morning.


    The granddaughter followed this dictum religiously until her death at the venerable age of 103. She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great grandchildren, 25 great great grandchildren and..........................




    a forty foot hole where the crematorium used to be.



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    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 28329
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : England

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    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 7 Mar 2014 - 16:25

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    3rdforum
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    Ireland Male Posts : 21601
    Join date : 2011-08-30
    Age : 49
    Location : Ireland

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    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 7 Mar 2014 - 17:14

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    Mermaid
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    Scotland Female Posts : 9673
    Join date : 2011-08-14
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Mermaid on Fri 7 Mar 2014 - 17:56

    lol!



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