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    Porridge !!!!


    Scotland Male Posts : 507
    Join date : 2012-03-22
    Age : 71
    Location : Chelmsford

    Porridge !!!!

    Post by BobMac on Fri 7 Mar 2014 - 15:13

    A tough old sheep farmer from Scotland gave some good advice to his granddaughter. He told her that the secret to a long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder onto her porridge every morning.

    The granddaughter followed this dictum religiously until her death at the venerable age of 103. She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great grandchildren, 25 great great grandchildren and..........................

    a forty foot hole where the crematorium used to be.


    England Male Posts : 24972
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 63
    Location : England

    Re: Porridge !!!!

    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 7 Mar 2014 - 16:25


    Ireland Male Posts : 19765
    Join date : 2011-08-30
    Age : 47
    Location : Ireland

    Re: Porridge !!!!

    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 7 Mar 2014 - 17:14



    Scotland Female Posts : 8897
    Join date : 2011-08-14
    Location : Scotland

    Re: Porridge !!!!

    Post by Mermaid on Fri 7 Mar 2014 - 17:56


    Live life to the full now or it could be too late

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